I was riding the bus home from work last evening, dozing as I generally did while noises suffused the air around me and lulled me nearly to sleep.  As I began to dose, one voice penetrated my fog. I happened to actually over hear part of a conversation that made me sit up and focus on the woman sitting in the seat in front of me. 

“Come on baby, talk dirty to me.”  She said in a sultry voice, her hand cupped over the cell phone. 

I leaned forward, not sure of what I was hearing.  Was this sex going on right before a bus load of tired employees trying to make it home on an over crowded ride? 

“No…darling…you have to take it all off first.”  She continued talking after listening to someone on the other end.   

“Yes, that’s it.  Every bit of it off.”  

I wiggled a little closer to the edge of my seat, hoping I wouldn’t knock the person sitting with me onto the floor.  By then I didn’t care if he thought I was a little weird.  I turned my head toward the window and looked out into the darkening night so that I could concentrate on the call in front of me. 

“Good.  Hold on…take it easy baby.  Don’t rush.   Did you run the water, making it nice and warm, not too hot?” 

Ohhhh….damn this was getting good.  I mused as I grinned at my reflection in the window. 

“That’s it.  Now eas……”  Damn train whistle blew outside the window making me miss the conversation.  I wondered what exactly had I missed. 

“Pour some of the liquid soap into your hands and starting at her chest, rub slowly and in circles.   Yes…hummm…like that.  Slow and gentle.  Not too hard yet.” 

My breathing increased as I let my imagination run wild.  Who was in the bath?  I would have given my left tit to see on the other end of that call. 

As it was, my neighbor jostled around on the next stop and jabbed me with his elbow.  I jabbed back but refused to lean back in my seat. 

She spoke again.  “Are there lots of suds?   Good!  Now run your hand gently over her stomach…not roughly, slow and easy, make her relax.” 

Jumping Jehoshaphat, were there two of them on the other end?  Is this how she got her jollies, listening to someone else having sex?  Maybe she is my kind of gal.  I wonder how I can meet her. 

I strained harder to hear as the bus picked up a new load of passengers and the noise volume increased. 

“Yes, baby.  That’s right…now lather her hips good.  Run right over her butt and cup it all.  We want all parts of her clean.  No, sweetie, it won’t burn her privates.  They are well protected by hair.” 

I was on fire.  I didn’t even know this woman or whom she was talking too.  It was nearly too much for me to stand.  Maybe I should get off at the next stop and walk the rest of the way home. 

Hell no.  I am not that crazy.  I wanted to hear how the call would end.  I reached up and gripped the back of the seat to stop my body from trembling. 

“Good, you are doing it just right if she is relaxing and lying back in the tub.  Have you got her all lathered up?  Yes.” 

Visions of an angel, no a naked angel, covered in soap suds seared through my mind at the speed of light.  I felt like a bolt of lightning had entered my body and was ricocheting around inside of me.  My heart was pounding and the bus was just too damn hot to be comfortable. 

“Yes..it is time.   Hold her down and pick up the sprayer.  Starting at her head, slowly spray her body until all the soap is removed.  Good.  Go ahead, I’ll hold.” 

I must have inadvertently touched the woman’s shoulder in my excitement.  She turned her head, glanced at me, and smiled one of the most beautiful smiles I have ever seen before turning back around. 

I am in love!  Can it really be love at first sight or is it just lust at first glance.  Hell if I know, but if we had been alone, I’d have been in the aisle on my knees begging her to go out with me. 

“You’re done?  How is she doing?  Happy?  Good.  OK, help her out and wrap her in a towel.” 

Visions of female nakedness flashed before my eyes, making me gasp aloud.   

“Hey…are you OK?”  The man sitting next to me leaned forward and asked. 

“Yes…” I managed to squeak out before he sat back again 

What had I missed while he spoke with me?  I hated him right at that moment in time as I concentrated once more on the phone call. 

“All done?  Good…see now that wasn’t hard, was it?” 

How did she know if it was hard or not?  All she had to do was check with me and she’d see just how hard I was.  My nipples were raging and it was all I could do not to reach down and touch myself between my legs.  Hard, hah!  Wait…she began talking again. 

“I should be home in about ten minutes.” She said once more into the phone.  “What’s that darling?  Sure I’ll call and make her an appointment at the groomers.  Yes, it is time to get her nails clipped too.  You did well giving her a bath alone.  I’ll talk to you soon dear.”  She said as she closed the phone. 

WHAT!  A god damn dog.  There I sat having hot flashes over a god damn dog.  I burst into laughter which caused my seatmate to get up and leave.  He probably thought that I was crazy.  Shit after what I thought the call was about, maybe I was crazy. 

I was laughing so hard she turned around and grinned once more at me. 

“I’ll have what ever it is you are having,” she said as I tried to stop laughing. 

“Sure…sure.”  It was all I could manage to get out between the tears streaming down my face and my sides aching with my laughter. 

She noted the empty seat beside me and quickly rose to join me.  I smiled as finally I got myself back under control. 

“Hello, my name is Sharon.”  She spoke in that sexy voice once more. 

“I’m Lane.” I replied with a silly grin on my face. 

“I noticed that you ride this same bus every night,” Sharon said as she looked into my eyes. 

“Yes I do.  It goes right by my house so why not use it instead of driving in and trying to find a place to park.” 

“That is the same reason I ride too.  Say, Lane…would you like to jump off at the next stop and have a cup of coffee with me at Starbucks?” 

What could I say?  I didn’t even know this woman.  So finally I said what came naturally to me.  

“Yes, I would love too.” 

“Good, let me call my sister and tell her I’ll be late.  She just finished bathing the dog for me and I’ll have her put her back in the kennel before she leaves.” 

And so the relationship began all from a misunderstanding by eavesdropping on a conversation not meant for my ears.  Now if only my fantasies would come true. Well…that is another story to be told in the future..

 

The End