Who's Out In Africa

Who’s Out In Africa
By Shadylady, Debbie Dee, T. Stratton, & Wizzy

Disclaimer: Three exotic dancers win a local radio contest for two weeks, all expenses paid, on a camping safari in Africa. None has been any further than Kelly Point Park in Portland, Oregon. Team them up with a no-nonsense outdoorsy female guide and her crew in Africa. More than the animals will roar as strippers meet "bush" wranglers.

We would like to express our sincere appreciation to Ilene Siegel for foraging ahead and helping us make the necessary literary corrections despite the difficulty in reading some of the dialect. This has been a true challenge which she met graciously.

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Part 1

Prologue:

The door to the lounge burst open. A silver-eyed whirlwind in cutoff shorts, t-shirt, and tennis shoes came charging into the room. Her flaming red hair flared out in every direction instead of its usual well-spiked shape. It looked like she had been running her hands back and forth through the spike making it look like a poorly mowed lawn. She raced up to the bar, waving a sheet of paper over her head, yelling the whole way.

“Oh gawd, oh my gawd, Y’all, we won. Y’all, we won. Hot damn, I cain’t believe this. We won. Hurry up and get over here. You won’t believe this. Oh my gawd. Quick, look at this. We won, we won”

“What the fuck are you screaming about this damn early, Kiki?” growled one of the women at the bar, while holding onto her head. She was nursing one hell of a hangover from the night before and could barely tolerate the presence of anyone else around her.

The woman’s name was Venus. Venus had midnight black hair that belonged to Lady Clairol. Her voluptuous knockers, with their oversized H cup, drew attention all around the bar whenever she came out on stage to do her dance routine. She was trying her damnedest to force down a doctored Bloody Mary in hopes she could begin to face the day without the pounding headache she currently had.

Her partner, Silver, stood behind the bar still garbed in a gauzy pink robe that did nothing to hide her rosy pink nipples peeking through the material. Her platinum blonde hair cascaded down her back in a soft billowy flow. She wore matching pink-feathered mules that slapped the bottom of her feet as she walked back around the bar to sit next to Venus.

“Yes, sugar, tell us what it is you’re yelling about,” purred Silver as she leaned over and patted Venus on the shoulder in a calming manner.

“WE WON!!! We get the all expense paid African safari that the radio station, KUPL,
was sponsoring last month. The one that ran all spring. You know. Remember, I told
y’all that I was going to write a letter as to why we deserved this trip more than anyone else. GAWD, WE WON!!!” Her excitement was evident in every word that she said.

“God dammit, what does that mean?” Venus mumbled while lying her head down on the bar.

“It means we…all of us…. you, me and Silver, are leaving next Monday on a two week, all expense paid holiday in Africa where we are going to be on safari. Lions, elephants, monkeys, giraffes, tigers, hell all the animals. Yippeeeee! Hot damn, we won.” Kiki continued her unstopping monologue as her friends tried to figure out what she was saying.

“Holy shit, what have you gotten us into?” barked Venus as she jumped up and raced toward the bathroom with her stomach rebelling over the tomato juice she had drunk earlier.

Silver crossed her smooth legs, draping her robe across her knees to cover any unnecessary exposed skin. She turned to KiKi and said, “When are you going to tell her this means we’ll be staying in the ‘WILD’?”

KiKi simply shrugged her shoulders while lifting the letter up to read one more time, more overwhelmed by winning than worrying about Venus’s temper and her tantrums.

Chapter 1

Leonie Marchmond, known as Lion to her friends, walked out of the African Safari headquarters with her new assignment in her hands. She had been on so many safaris in the past year that she was beginning to lose count. She thought to herself that it might be time to ask for some time off. Yes, definitely time to be off, after she finished this one last assignment.

Walking across the plaza, she entered the only bar along this godforsaken track of road. After ordering a beer, she walked over to one of the booths along the wall. With some effort, she was finally able to slide her athletic, five feet nine inch frame behind the attached table. She slipped off her bush hat and shook out her thick, wavy, chestnut hair. Her green eyes scanned the room one time, looking to see if there was anyone she knew on hand. Not seeing a single soul, she lifted the envelop in her hand and drew out the contents of her next assignment.

As she read, her anger began to climb: three female guests to arrive Tuesday for two week, bush safari stop plan to meet at Mimwobe Airport with jeep stop have camping gear stowed and ready stop names are Kiki Doll, Venus de Milo and Silver Chalice stop.

“What the fuck?” She thought to herself, “What in the hell kind of names are these?”

“Mandy, where in the hell are you? I need a drink and I need it now.” Lion slammed the western union letter down on the rickety table.

An old gray haired woman wobbled out from the back storage area. “Holt ya fuckin’ pants on. I’m a-back chere workin’ mah ass off.”

“Shit, if you had an ass you sure in hell wouldn’t be working it off. You’re back there watching all that porno your friend from the States sent you last week.” Lion yelled back as she looked over at the only person she actually trusted. “What really pisses me off is you get it all worn out before you even share it.”

“Ya jus mad cuz I’m a-rubbin’ off all the good parts.” Mandy stated with a wiggle of her eyebrows.

Lion nodded, “Of course that pisses me off. I don’t think I have seen a set of tits in……a long ass time.”

“Ya needs to fin’ yurself a real wommun. Not sum mag’zine hottie.” Mandy grabbed two shot glasses and a bottle of rum. “And doan ya even say I’m a-needin’ to git mahsef one too, cuz I doan thank I’d survive the real thang afta be’un without fur so long.”

“Thanks,” Lion slammed her first shot. “You should come with me on my new assignment.”

She reached over and handed the letter to the old woman. Mandy commented as she read, “Frum the sound of them thar names I’m a’takin’ a guess at what they’s a-doan fur a living. An’ h’it ain’t singin’ backup fur Bette Midler.”

“Kiki, Silver and Venus?” Mandy filled both of their glasses up. “I’m a-kinda likin’ Venus. H’it’s close to Uranus.”

“It’s not you old fool.” Lion laughed. “Venus is the second planet from the sun.”

“Who says I’m a-talkin’ ‘bout planets?” Mandy giggled. “Ever Venus I’m a-seein’ h’is always close’st to Uranus.”

“That’s anus.” The young guide replied seriously.

The old bartender shrugged her shoulders. “Ya says anus, I’m a-sayin’ Uranus, either way I’m a-seein’ ‘n anus.”

Lion shook her head in confusion. “What in the hell are you talking about?”

“ANUS…..ya know, the holt next to the….” Mandy didn’t get a chance to finish because they both heard a loud crash from in front of the building.

“Gordy’s here.” They both said at the same time.

“Wonner when he’s a-gonna kill sompum sides that thar truck a his?” Mandy grumbled as she downed her drink with a long hiss.

“Well hello ladies, your wet dream has arrived.” Gordy stumbled over his loose shoestrings as he came through the door. “When would you like to let me make all your dreams come true?”

“When hell freezes over ‘n I’m a-wantin’ a man’s dick inside a me.” Mandy yelled with a cringe. “And that’ll never happun. What ya want?”

Gordy turned to look at Lion. She arched one eyebrow back in his direction; she took a long pull of her drink and waited for his sick typical male chauvinistic pig comments to start coming her way.

“Hows about you, Lion? Want a REAL man to change your ways? I know you’ve never had a MAN before.” Gordy’s voice was full of sarcasm as he stopped next to Lion.

Reaching out one long powerful arm, she gripped him by the throat, “Listen you little slimy dirt bag of a flea’s ear. I’m more MAN than you’ll ever be and MORE woman than you’ll ever have.”

Letting go of his throat, she let him have a solid smack on his back causing him to choke on his next words. Spitting and sputtering, Lion yanked him down hard on the stool next to her.

“Like I was saying before we were rudely interrupted, I’ll shit kittens if these three women turn out to be strippers.”

Pausing to take another shot of the strong rum, Lion continued her soapbox rambling, “I mean WHO in their right mind would come to the wilds. They think they’ll get to pet lions, tigers, and giraffes. I can see it now, huge-ass boobs flopping in the wind as they chase a monkey for stealing their bras to use as a coconut holder.”

Mandy could do nothing more than laugh at the mental picture Lion was painting before her vivid imagination.

“I mean for fuck’s sake. Can’t you see three bimbos hiking out back in the wilds with pink chiffon dresses and high heel, cum-fuck-me pumps on? What am I going to do with them? This is NOT the Ritz hotel.”

Mandy piped in to make Lion suffer just a little more, “Ya better hope an pray one’s not strawburry blonde. Cuz Lord knows ya taint been laid inna year. Ya might find yurself unner a hugeass rack bein’ smother’t to death.”

Lion growled deeply, glaring at Mandy, “You’d better pray not one of them is a RED HEAD, you mean. Shit, if I didn’t need the money, I’d call this whole fucking mess off and go hide out in the wilds for a few weeks. I so do not want to baby-sit a bunch of sleazy, scum-bagged hookers on a safari. So help me Gods, they better NOT think they’re bringing their makeup and ten million suitcases. If they do, I’ll make damn sure they end up with a nettle bush in their sleeping bag.”

She took the bottle of rum from Mandy as she reached out to pour more in her glass. Taking a swallow directly from the bottle, she once again let loose with a few more cheap shots about the hookers.

“I mean can you see one of them trying to plug their hair dryer into a currant bush? Or better yet a curling iron?” Lion giggled as she drank more rum.

Chapter 2

Morning dawned bright and early; too damn early for Lion who was suffering from a hangover. After re-reading that damn letter, her temper was no better than it had been. “Why the hell would anyone go by the names KiKi Doll, Venus do Milo and Silver Chalice,” she wondered for the hundredth time?

The plane circled, coming in to land on the grass strip. She knew that Ace must be flying again as she watched it land on one wheel and make an abrupt right hand turn before jerking nose down into a hard stop. She laughed knowing that by this time whatever passengers were on board would be face down on the floorboards.

Ace climbed out the window on his side of the plane, crossing the wing to jump effortlessly to the ground. As usual, he had not repaired the jammed door that was damaged when he tilted the plane on his last landing. Walking to the side of the plane, he reached up and jerked the door open, flinging it sky high where it immediately rebounded and slapped him on top of the head. Cussing up a blue streak, he reached inside and pulled out two wooden coke cases which he stacked one on top of the other.

Lion could see he was talking to someone or some persons as he reached back inside to assist the passengers off the plane.

The first person to exit had on a pair of skintight leopard Capri pants with matching three-inch high mules. Her black hair was piled in a high beehive style, making her appear to be much taller than her five feet, two inch height. Her huge breasts were barely confined in a matching skintight pull over blouse.

“They must be held up with a super heavy under wire bra,” thought Lion. “If she leans forward at all, those tits are going to pull her straight to the ground.”

As the dark haired woman stepped down onto the coke crate, her heel slipped between the slats. Ace reached out and wrapped both hands around her breasts, catching her as she fell forward.

“GOD DAMN, get your fucking hands off my breasts,” Venus hollered as she slapped his hands away. “Why is it the first thing MEN want to grab is my tits?”

Ace stuttered and attempted to answer as Venus pushed her way past him and moved next to the wing of the plane.

Silver leaned her head out of the plane to see why Venus was yelling. Seeing that everything was fine, she also stepped forward to exit the plane.

Lion’s mouth fell open as she watched the platinum haired ‘goddess’ descend from the plane. She was dressed in a billowy, gauzy, pink chiffon dress, exactly like the image that Lion had described the day before. Lion pinched herself to be sure she was not still sleeping and having a nightmare.

Finally, Lion watched as ‘Cotton Candy’ moved off the crates in order to allow the final passenger to disembark. The first item Lion saw was the rounded safari hat as a well-shaped, dark red haired head poked through the doorway. Bright silver eyes looked out over the horizon expectantly as the woman climbed out. Her well-developed body was dressed in a khaki shirt, khaki cargo pants, and high laced up boots. She looked directly into Lion’s eyes and walked up to her with her hand extended in the manner of one wanting to greet someone else. Lion reached out and shook her hand as the stranger began to introduce herself.

“Hello, I’m Kiki, this is so cool, where are the animals, is it always this hot, when will we be leaving, are we going to be staying in the hotel each night, boy am I thirsty and hungry, who’s getting our luggage, did you see the near crash landing that fool pilot made?” all of which was said without a pause or hesitation by Kiki.

Lion could only stand dumbfounded as she tried her best to understand half of what was asked of her.

“Did you hear me?” Kiki asked as she waved her hand in front of Lion’s face. “Maybe you need to get out of this heat. It’s frying your brain.”

“Talk about a walking wet dream.” Venus sauntered up and ran a finger across Lion’s cheek. “You can explore my bush anytime you want.”

Silver pinched Venus’ ass, “Hello, remember me.”

“What?” Venus looked over her shoulder. “Sorry babe, but look at what stands in front of me. I couldn’t help myself.”

“Right,” Silver shook her head. “So, you going to just stand there Miss Safari, or are you going help with our luggage?”

Lion shook her head to snap herself out of the brain freeze the sight of the three women had caused. “I knew it. I just knew it.”

“Knew what?” Kiki asked as she looked around. “Are we in any danger of getting bit by a poisonous snake? What about some nasty creepy hair spider? I really hate spiders. Do you have bug spray that I can have? It does kill them, right? I don’t want to have to spray it and then have to wait and spray it again if it wakes up.”

“I’m gonna kill myself.” Lion mumbled as she turned around and walked away from the three strippers.

“Hey, where do you think you’re going?” Silver yelled. “Hello? We could use some help with our luggage.”

“Somehow I don’t think she likes us much,” Kiki stated as she watched the tall woman walk away from them. “Do you think it was all my questions?”

Venus put her arm around Kiki and guided her back to where the pilot had set their bags. “I think she has been out here in no-where’s-ville for a long time and hasn’t seen such good looking women for way too long.”

“Well with your set of tits as big as they are, I’m surprised you didn’t give her a coronary.” Kiki flicked a finger at a protruding nipple.

“You better watch it,” Venus grabbed her boob. “Only Silver gets to do that.”

Chapter 3

“I QUIT!” Lion yelled as she entered the bar. “I don’t care if I never, ever work again. I’m not taking..those…those…oversized, air headed bimbos anywhere.”

“What’n hail ya jabberin’ ‘bout?” Mandy asked as she looked up from the magazine she was reading.

“Guess what?” Lion slumped down in the chair next to Mandy.

Mandy raised an eyebrow, “Chicken butt?”

“Funny,” Lion growled. “I just met my new clients and let me say… the names fit.”

“What’n hail yur talkin’ ‘bout?” Mandy repeated, slapping the paper down on the table. “Ya gits holt to sum kinda bad booze?”

“You old fart. Don’t you remember the names of the three women who I’m supposed to take out on a safari?” Lion leaned forward. “Kiki, Silver, and your personal favorite, Venus.”

“Oh so’s the heifers made h’it, good fur um,” stated Mandy as she looked over her bushy eyebrows at Lion.

“An jus what’s wron’ with havin’ a bunch new heiffers here with us? I tain’t had fresh meat ‘n’na coon’s age. So’s doan ya go scarin’ em off, ya heah?” Mandy grumbled while turning to spit a stream of tobacco juice into a coffee can sitting beside her on the floor.

Lion watched her with a touch of disgust, wondering how in the hell anyone could put that shit in their mouths much less hold it until they had to spit.

“Oh, I don’t think you’ll have to worry about the ‘ladies’ going any where except on this damn safari. They have their hearts and soul set on making the most of this trip,” replied Lion while running her fingers through her hair.

Nervously she reached out and placed her hand on Mandy’s arm, getting her attention. Mandy looked up and quirked an eyebrow as if to say “What?”

“Mandy, I need your help badly. Do you think that you’d be able to shut down the bar for the next two weeks to join us as cook on this ‘safari’? Lion pleaded. “There’s no way in hell that I’m going to be able to do this and put up with these fucking women at the same time by myself.”

Mandy appeared to be thinking through the situation as she took some time to answer. She then broke out in loud rowdy laughter as she replied, “This heah olt shit dump cin go to hail ‘n’na hand basket fur I’m a-missing this trip. Damn, jus thankin’ bout all that new breast meat’s settin’ me on fire. Count me ‘n.”

Meanwhile, Gordy walked out of the men’s room while still zipping up his zipper and ambled over to their table.

Grabbing his crotch and giving it a little shake, he remarked, “Lion, you sure you don’t want some of this?” as he moved closer and took a chair at the table.

Lion growled deep in the back of her throat and said between clinched teeth, “Gordy, one more suggestion like that and you’ll be talking with a soprano voice. Get my meaning? You shake that snake once more in my direction, and my knife might just slip.”

Gordy, now a pasty color, swallowed hard and held up both hands saying, “OK. OK. I got your meaning loud and clear.”

“Good, damn it. Now, let’s talk some business. Gordy?” Lion stated as she leaned forward placing both hands on the table.

“I want you to think about going on the safari with us. The bitches……um ladies……are going to need some help setting up camp, hauling their packs around and whatever else comes up. I can’t take care of all of it like I usually do. What are you doing for the next two weeks?” Lion asked Gordy.

Gordy puffed up his chest as if he had been given the Purple Heart, and answered Lion, “Damn. My time’s your time. Never thought that I’d hear you say you needed any man’s help, not even mine.”

“Oh bull shit. I need your muscle, bastard. You coming or not?” snapped Lion.

“Sure, count me in. Maybe I can even get me a little hoochie coochie on the side,” smirked Gordy.

Mandy, hearing that, chimed in, “Fuckin’ NOT. I’m a-claimin’ first dibs on anny one with a bodacious rack. I tain’t settlin fur sloppy leftovers.”

Lion simply rolled her eyes and held onto her aching head, realizing that this was going to go down in history as the worst safari of her life.

Mumbling under her breath, she asked Gordy if he would go on out to the plane and bring the women back to the hotel where they would all meet later in the day to discuss the plans for the next two weeks.

Gordy jumped up, knocking his chair backward to the floor in his anxiety to get started, saying as he strode out the door, “Fukin A, I’m ‘Gordy on the Spot’. See you dudes later.”

“Lion, babe, h’it cain’t be that bad. We’ens’ll be fine. Jus leave h’it up to me ‘n Gordy ‘n we’ens’ll make sur them thar babes h’is WELL takin’ care a,” Mandy stated as she again shot a well-aimed stream of tobacco into the can at her feet.

Chapter 4

By mid afternoon, Lion had managed to get her headache under control. She and Mandy had spent the better part of the morning going over the list of items that Mandy was going to need to set up camp and cook each day. She was still worried about how the women were going to react when they found out that this was a true safari without any of the luxuries provided by some of the other tours.

Mandy had been checking off the list and noted that some essential items had been left off. She reached under the bar and added six packets of Redman Golden Blend Chewing Tobacco. Reaching behind her, she also added three bottles of Crown Royal from her personal stock. She figured if she was going to be in the wilds for the better part of two weeks, then she was going to have her comfort tools with her.

Lion walked up to the bar just as Mandy finished loading her private stash into a cardboard box and setting it on the bar. She turned to Lion and said, “Lion, this heah box has gotta go. I cain’t survive the week without h’it. Ya gots a problem with that?”

“Mandy, I’d take you naked and screaming, locked up in a straight jacket, at this point. You ready to go meet the ‘ladies’?” she asked as she tucked her shirt neatly back into her pants.

“A-rite. Let’s git a-goin’ ‘n put this heah show on the road.” Mandy returned taking her time to put a new plug of tobacco in her mouth.

Lion and Mandy strolled across the empty dirt road to the only semblance of hotel at the crossroads. The building had been standing for the past forty-five years. It looked every inch its years. There had been no paint on it for the past twenty years that any of the locals could recall. Many of the upstairs windows were boarded up where wind had blown out the glass panes. The owners elected not to sink any more money into the maintenance of the building and its condition reflected that choice. Still, it did offer a place to stay for strangers passing through and that was a lot better than lying on the street.

As Lion stepped upon the porch leading into the hotel, Mandy reached down and hitched up her trousers, pulling them up to rest around her midriff. She turned and spit, shooting a black stream of tobacco onto the dirt road. She was ready to meet her charges.

Lion could see Gordy and the women standing near the hotel bar waiting on her entry. As she moved forward, Mandy blundered along behind her. Mandy reached out and grabbed the back of Lion’s pants as she stumbled forward. Her heel had gotten tangled in her pant leg causing her to trip.

“God damn, sumbiches,” Mandy shouted as she pushed back off Lion’s ass. “Fuckin’ ass holt. I otter tak offin’ these heah fuckin’ pants rite now fur I break mah fukin’ neck,” she fumed as she stood back up and walked around Lion.

Venus turned toward the commotion as Lion and Mandy entered the lounge. Her breasts looked even larger than they normally did outlined by the dark shadows cast by the poor lighting in the room.

Mandy looked up as she rounded Lion and stopped dead in her tracks. She gulped, swallowing her tobacco in one astonished look at the person standing in front of her. She gagged on the wad of tobacco and doubled over as she tried to expel it from her throat. She wretched and coughed causing tears to stream down her face. Finally, after realizing the tobacco was not going to come back up, she rose up and stared directly at the bust line in front of her eyes.

“Oh mah fuckin’ eyes, I’m dun daid an’ gone to heaven,” Mandy managed to whisper as she reached out with both hands. Taking several steps forward she managed to settle her hands on Venus’s breasts before Venus knew what was happening.

Mandy squeezed tightly, checking to see if they were real. “Heaven to Betsy, kill me daid rite heah, I’m ‘n heaven,” she roared as she squeezed again.

Venus stepped back, sweeping Mandy’s arms off her chest as she did so. “Well shit, is everyone in the blasted town tit crazy? I’m fucking tired of being man handled.” Turning to Lion, Venus demanded, “Do something! This is your gig.”

Chapter 5

“God damn it Mandy knock it off and leave the strip…ah… lady alone and let’s get down to business.” Lion grabbed the back of Mandy’s shirt as she started to go at Venus again.

“I said no.” Lion gave Mandy a shake. “Okay ladies, it’s time to load up the truck and go. You already met Gordy. This other person, who better damn well keep her hands to herself before I break them, is Mandy, your cook for the trip.”

“Hold it right there. What do you mean; load up the truck and our cook for this trip?” Venus stepped forward. “Aren’t we staying in some hotel or something? Kiki, what the hell did you get us into?” She turned toward Kiki

“Now Venus, settle down. I told you it was a safari. You can’t do that from a hotel room. You got to be out in the wild. You need all the animals around you. We get to be in real fresh air for a change. We’ll see the stars, the moon, and who knows what else. Most of all, we’ll all be together without anyone bothering us.” Kiki tried to explain to her.

“I’m going to kill you.” Venus jumped for her but Silver got in between them to hold her back. “Damn there’s no fucking way I’m going to go in that fucking jungle with all those animals and bugs. YOU HEAR ME?”

Kiki was starting to get worried because she knew how short Venus’s temper could be. Before she could say another word, Silver started talking to her.

“Come on Venus, honey. It’ll be fun. Please, for me, sugar. I’ll make it worth your while.” Silver started running her hand up and down Venus side. “And just think of me having to do a complete search of your body each and every night just to make sure there are no little old buggies on you.” Silver finished by whispering something else in her ear.

Venus’ face got red with heat and it looked like she was going to melt right then and there. “Ahh…god… Silver, you don’t play fair. When do we leave?”

“Yahoo!” Kiki screamed, jumping up and down.

Lion stood there watching Kiki’s boobs as they bobbed up and down as she jumped. As she watched them, she thought about how they might feel in her hands. She gave her head a shake to dislodge the thought.

“All right, ladies, now can we get this show on the road? I’d like to get going sometime today.” She told them as she turned to walk back out the door. She stopped, turned, and looked back. “And I want every damn pair of heels and dresses taken out of your packs. This is a camping trip not a fucking fashion show. I don’t want to see even one damn pair of heels or girlie outfit in any of the packs coming on this trip. If I find even a single one of these items, you’ll be doing the entire damn clean up around the camp while wearing them. GOT IT!” She finished saying and left.

Chapter 6

A large dust cloud followed the two vehicles. The first truck was roaring like a bat out of hell down the road. It would swerve back and forth, drive straight, and then swerve again. When the truck would swerve back across the road, Lion could see Mandy bouncing back and forth while driving. It was clear that she was too busy watching her passengers to pay attention to where she was going on the rode.

Gordy leaned on the horn, trying to get Mandy’s attention. As he honked, he turned in his seat to talk to Lion.

“What in the hell is she doing?” Gordy asked as he slowed down. “Is she crazy?”

“No she’s not crazy. Since we didn’t have room in here for all of our ladies, Venus and Silver are riding up front with her.” Lion stated as she watched the truck swerve once again.

Gordy scratched his scruffy beard. “So?”

Lion groaned. “You are such a stupid ass.”

“Hey,” The vulgar man looked at her. “That’s not nice. Remember I’m the only man on this trip and you all need a man.” He wiggled his eyebrows and looked in the review mirror at Kiki.

“You’ll die if you even try anything.” The safari guide grabbed hold of his wrist on the hand that was holding onto the steering wheel. “You get me?”

“Yes, and you’re no fucking fun.” Gordy grumbled. “SO, explain why Mandy’s driving like a freaking lunatic.”

“Imagine… Venus big boobs and a bumpy as hell dirt road.” Lion replied waiting for Gordy to jerk the truck as he hit the same bumps in the road.. She didn’t have to wait long. “Men!” She groaned as she watched Mandy swerve again. “Mandy!”

“If you don’t keep you eyes on the road you’re going to kill us.” Venus yelled as she grabbed the dashboard.

Mandy quickly brought the truck back onto the dust road. “Well damn, yur bodacious titties h’is distracken me. Them be bouncin’ heah ‘n’ thar.”

“Silver, get her to knock this shit off before I ram my big ass tits in her face and suffocate her.” Venus looked over at her partner. “What in the hell are you laughing at?”

Silver shrugged her shoulder. “What can I say? You do put on a great show. I‘m just glad I’m not driving.”

They hit a rather large hole and Venus shot up out of her seat and landed half on Mandy’s lap.

“I done daid ‘n gone to heaven.” Mandy grinned as she buried her face in Venus’s cleavage. “Ain’t no titty high enough. Ain’t no titty low enough.” She began to sing.

“We’re going to die.” Venus screamed. “I’m going to kill Kiki for winning this god awful vacation.”

Meanwhile Kiki was riding in the second vehicle with Lion and Gordy. As she bounced around on the back seat where she sat all by herself, she continued her dialogue about anything and everything.

Tapping Lion on the shoulder she remarked, “Do all the fields look this dry and yellow? Why don’t we see any animals? Is it always this hot? Why does this dust have to be so thick? Are there ever any clouds? Is the sun always this hot? How long have you been out here? Is this road the only way into the jungle? Do you have a boyfriend? How long do you think it’ll take to get to the first camp? Is there water close by camp?”

She finally paused to take a breath. She immediately remembered the stupid question she had asked about Lion’s boyfriend. She hoped that no one but she had paid any notice to her rambling.

Lion listed to the monotonous train of questions that Kiki Doll incessantly asked. Suddenly, she heard Kiki ask if she had a boyfriend. “My God, how in the world do I answer that?” thought Lion to herself.

She needn’t have worried. Gordy also heard the question and looking in the mirror at Kiki, he responded for Lion. “Shit, Lion ain’t got a boyfriend. She’s a goddamn muffin muncher. I done my best to convince her she’s absolutely wrong and that once she has a man, she’ll never go back to a woman.”

Lion reached out, slugging him hard on the right bicep, causing him to slam on the brakes from the pain he was feeling. “Fucking bitch, you broke my arm,” he hollered, as he slammed open his door and jumped out. “You’re one god damned crazy dame.” He shook his arm trying to get the circulation moving through it once again.

“Then keep your fucking mouth shut about my personal affairs. If I want strangers to know about me, then I’ll be the one to tell them.” Lion growled at him through clenched teeth. She looked over the seat and glared at Kiki, placing all the blame on her for the vicious display of temper.

“Get your ass back in this truck and finish taking us to camp. If not, I’m going to leave you, stupid shit, right here in the middle of the road,” she continued as Gordy tentatively moved back toward the truck.

Kiki continued to stare at Lion, looking at her in an entirely new light. This time, she allowed her eyes to move up and down Lion’s body, assessing her as she looked at her. She noted the strong muscular body, loaded with thin, sleek muscles that were corded with tension at this particular minute.

Kiki looked at Lion’s face and found herself fascinated with the shape of Lion’s lips, thinking what loveable lips they were and how she would so love to kiss them. “Now, where’d that thought come from,” she mused to herself as her body tingled with a new sense of excitement.

Kiki found herself blushing as Gordy managed to climb back into the truck. As Gordy finally got the truck cranked, Lion moved back over to her side of the vehicle and leaned against the door, closing her eyes in order to shut out her ride mates. Kiki watched her sitting there, finding herself silent for the first time in the past seventy-two hours. She absolutely could not think of another word to say as she simply stared at Lion while they continued down the road.

Chapter 7

After traveling down the washboard road for another two hours, all passengers were ready to get out and walk. Their asses could not tolerate too much more of the slamming up and down against the seats. Finally, Mandy stuck her hand out the side window and made a circling motion with her hand, indicating to Gordy that she was pulling off the road. She ended the movement by shooting her finger upward in a well recognized one-finger salute aimed at Gordy. Looking out the window, Silver and Venus wondered where in the hell they were going now. They didn’t see any buildings, roads or any signs of life other than what were in the vehicle with them. And they both thought that was questionable as they glanced over at Mandy.

Mandy continued to chew her tobacco, turning her head nearly every five minutes to spit a stream of juice out the window. Only one time had she missed. The back seat held one lone stream that had blown back into the truck when Mandy coughed while trying to spit out the window.

Venus was still angry at being sandwiched in-between Silver and Mandy. Silver kept pushing her toward Mandy to keep her from sweating against her outfit. Mandy in turn, took every opportunity to rub her elbow up and down Venus’s breast. Venus grumbled to herself as she rocked one more time toward Silver, “that old toad touches my tit one more fucking time, I’m going to break her arm and shove it up her ass where the sun don’t shine.” She was glad that the truck was finally stopping.

”Okay people, let’s get things unpacked, fast. It’s a bitch to set up tents in the dark; especially when you’ve never set one up before.” Lion ordered as she pulled stuff out of the back of the truck.

“What do you mean? Set up in the dark.” Silver asked as she stood there looking around.

Lion closed her eyes and turned around. “Unless you want to sleep under the stars I suggest you grab a tent and start setting it up.”

“No fucking way,” Venus yelled. “This is supposed to be a vacation. Sleeping in a tent is not a vacation. It’s a damn script from Friday the 13th. That damn maniac will storm out of the bushes with a great big machete.”

Just as the words left her mouth, the bushes closest to her rustled and a twig snapped.

“OHH…MY…GOD.” Venus grabbed Kiki jerking her around in front of her. “You stand in front of me. Everyone knows the lady with the biggest tits dies first.”

Kiki pushed her body back against Venus’s chest. Her heart was beating a million miles a minute. She caught a glimpse of Lion out of the corner of her eye.

“Lion?” She whispered. “What should we do? Do you have bloodthirsty maniacs out here? What about the natives? Do they still hunt for heads? Are there any wild animals close to us? What should we do? Do we have weapons?”

Lion tried to stop herself, but she couldn’t resist. “Shhhhh…be quiet. They always go for the most talkative one of the bunch.” She looked around pretending to look to see if they were surrounded. “That’s why they shrink the heads. They can’t stand all the talking. It hurts their ears.”

“Ohh man, I’m dead.” Kiki whispered as she grabbed hold of Venus’s hand. “I’m so sorry guys. I didn’t mean to win that contest just to have us get killed.”

“What do you mean us?” Silver asked as she stepped up next to Kiki and Venus. “You’re the only one out here who could talk a person to death.”

“Why don’t you go and sacrifice yourself. Maybe they’ll go easy on you and kill you before they shrink your head.” Lion said trying not to giggle.

Just as Kiki was about to pass out from fear, a small flock of bird flew out over their heads, and Gordy stepped out zipping up his fly.

The three strippers screamed and ran to hide behind the truck.

“See I knew it. Women scream at my good looks.” Gordy pulled up his pants and strutted to help Mandy.

Chapter 8

Kiki, who ended up beneath one of the trucks, finally slid out from underneath it when Lion told her she was just teasing and there was no such thing as headhunters.

“You think what you did was funny, don’t you? You think you can tease and just get away with it. You think you can torment us because we are tenderfeet. You think that I would run screaming all the way home?” Kiki poked Lion in the chest with a finger.

Lion could only nod as she tried not to laugh and make the small woman any madder than she already was.

“Do you have any idea how much I want to kick your ass right now? Do you think it’s so hilarious that you teased us?” Kiki stopped, putting her hands on her hips. “You’re the biggest jerk I’ve ever met and believe you me; I’ve met a whole hell of a lot. Damn, you don’t deserve to even have me talk to you.”

For the rest of the night the camp was quiet. Mandy had quickly made sandwiches, followed with fresh fruit and ice-cold water. The only sound heard was the scraping of forks against the metal plates as they finished eating.

Lion enjoyed the silence but inside she felt bad for her actions. Not knowing if she should do anything or say anything, she decided that she would just stay away from the three strippers; not that it was possible all the time.

“Make sure you hit the sack and get plenty of rest. We’re going to walk around and see what wildlife we can find in the morning before it gets too hot.” Lion stood up and walked back to her truck.

“Where’s she going?” Silver asked as she took her last bite of supper.

Mandy spat out a long stream of tobacco. “She sleeps in her truck.”

“Why?” The three asked at the same time.

Mandy reached out and took the plates from the three. “She doan like to sleep ‘n’na tent lessen she has to.”

“Why?” They all asked again together.

Mandy shook her head. “That thar story’s not fur me to tell.” She stood up. “Y’all needs to git to bed. Tomorrow’ll be heah fur ya know h’it.”

*****

Kiki had been sleeping soundly when she felt a warm hand on her shoulder waking her up. “What the hell?” she grumbled as she rubbed the sleep from her eyes.

“Get up. I’ve something to show you.” Lion whispered so she wouldn’t wake anyone else in camp.

“You’re nuts. I’m not getting out of my nice warm sleeping bag to go any place with you.” Kiki burrowed deeper into the thick sleeping bag.

“I’d like to make up for what I did yesterday,” Lion stated. She sat up most of the night thinking about how she could make amends for teasing Kiki unmercifully. It finally hit her. She could show her a special place that meant a lot to Lion. She quietly said again, in a low melodic voice, “I’d like to show you one of the most beautiful spots on God’s green earth.”

“Okay fine, but it better be as good as you say or I’ll shove a tent spike up your ass.” Kiki grumbled as she crawled from the warm covers.

“Trust me.” Lion reached out, grabbed Kiki’s hand, and guided her through the darkness. Upon reaching a fallen tree, Lion indicated for Kiki to sit down.

“What are we looking at?” Kiki looked around. “It’s dark and I don’t have night vision.”

“Just watch.” Lion stood behind Kiki and waited. She didn’t have to wait long as the sun peeked out from its hiding place.

“Ohhhh…my!” Kiki gasped as colors raced across the morning sky. Blues and pinks mixed in with oranges and white. “I’ve never in my life seen anything so..so gorgeous.” She reached back, reaching for Lion’s legs and pulled her closer to her back. “This is amazing. Totally amazing.” She was so overwhelmed by the sight that she simply forgot to ramble as she usually did.

“Yes it is.” Lion smiled down at the woman in her arms.

Chapter 9

“I still doan git h’it. Why cudn’t the big boobed one ride with me agin?” Mandy asked as she drove over the bumpy road.

Lion had figured Venus and Silver had enough of Mandy yesterday so she decided that she and Kiki would ride with Mandy today and let the other two have fun riding with Gordy. Besides, she enjoyed having Kiki rub up against her whenever they would hit a bump.

“Because, you old coot, you almost killed them yesterday. That’s why. I figured this way maybe you’ll keep your eyes on the road. If you don’t, I’ll kill you myself.” Lion told her.

They had driven most of the morning when they finally came to a watering hole and decided to stop for lunch.

“Okay everyone listen up.” Lion called to everyone as they climbed out of the jeeps. “This is a watering hole which means there are wild animals around so don’t anyone go wondering off by themselves. Got it?”

“Oh god I could use a bath.” Venus said as she tried to wipe some of the dust off of her face. “Come on Silver, let’s go behind those rocks, and get wet.” She smirked.

“Ah Venus, I’m not too sure that’s a good idea. Lion said there are wild animals around here. I really don’t want to get caught with my pants down if you get my drift.” Silver told her.

“Silver, if I don’t get clean soon, I’ll start screaming.” whined Venus.

“Fine! Come on then but only for a minute. In and out, ok?” Silver informed Venus as she took her hand to walk with her to the rocks.

“Hey, where’re you two going? Remember what Lion said. There are a lot of wild animals out here. I guess there are tame ones, too. Watch out for the wild ones, ‘cause I know the tame ones won’t hurt you. Hurry back so we can eat. Don’t be late,” Kiki rambled as she waved at them as she climbed out of the jeep.

“Don’t worry; we’re just going right over here.” Venus yelled back at her.

While Kiki helped the others get things really for lunch, Venus and Silver went around the rocks to take a bath. Lion was too busy taking little peeps at Kiki to really watch what the other two girls where doing.

They had just gotten lunch ready when, suddenly, a scream filled the air. Venus came running out from behind the rocks as naked as the day she was born. Silver was close on her heels holding their clothes up against her naked body.

“SNAKE!” Venus yelled running past Mandy as she headed for the trucks.

Mandy caught one look at Venus’s big boobs bouncing in the wind and fainted dead away. She fell back against Gordy, who was holding a bowl of canned fruit Mandy had just dished up. It went flying through the air as Mandy slammed into him causing him to fall to the ground.

Kiki saw the bowl flying through the air and made a dive for it slamming right into Lion, who was standing there with her mouth open watching what was happening. Having been taken off guard, Lion went tumbling backwards, hitting the ground also. The bowl of fruit came crashing down, right on top of Lion’s head.

In the meantime, Silver was trying to get a very naked Venus down off the hood of the truck where she had climbed, still yelling snake at the top of her voice.

Except for Venus, the rest of the camp became deadly silent as all of them waited to see what Lion would do.

As if on cue, Lion burst into side rolling laughter. She reached up, swiping peaches and pears off her face as she tried to sit up. She was still laughing so hard that it was all she could do to rise at all. Kiki, still lying flat on her stomach in the dirt, rose up, looked at Lion, and couldn’t help laughing too. Together they reached out and helped one another to their feet. Turning toward Gordy and Mandy, they noted that Mandy was just beginning to stir.

Lion moved toward the truck and quickly walked up to the still screaming Venus. She grabbed her by the arm and shook it slightly to get Venus’s attention. Venus turned in mid scream and stopped after seeing who had hold of her. The scream died to a gurgle in the back of her throat as she trembled from the touch of Lion’s calloused hand on her arm. She just knew that she was a dead duck.

Lion dropped her arm when Venus stopped screaming and stepped back, gesturing for Silver to move forward and hand Venus her clothes.

“Get your clothes back on before I’m unable to control the fire that just reared its ugly head with your nakedness and your huge ass tits showing everyone everything,” stated Lion in a matter of fact voice.

Gordy continued laying flat on his back with his tongue hanging out of his mouth and the fly of his pants beginning to tent. He couldn’t turn away if his life depended on it. As he lay there, Mandy began trashing about while she came out of her faint. She flailed her arms around, not realizing what she was doing. One hand happened to hit Gordy in the center of his crotch.

Suddenly the screaming started again, as Gordy doubled over in pain. Mandy shot up off the ground, looking around wild eyed to try to see what was happening. She did manage to get another glance at Venus’s huge breasts just as Venus pulled a tee shirt over her head.

“Oh my gawd, I done daid ‘n gone to heaven,” Mandy drawled as she watched Venus slide down off the hood of the truck. “Mah every wet dream cum tru jes ‘peared
afor mah very eyes. Gimme, gimme, I gotta have sum.” She stated as she staggered toward Venus.

Lion caught her by the back of her pants, as Mandy walked in front of her, never even seeing Lion standing there. “Hold it right here. No one’s going to move another inch until I say something.”

Kiki, meanwhile, had walked over to Gordy and was trying to help him get to his feet as he rocked back and forth in the dirt with his hands holding his privates.

“From this point forward when I tell this group to not do something, I mean DO……NOT…… DO…… IT.” She shouted the last little bit.

“The very next person to take off after I specifically give instructions to stay in camp will have her little or big ass shipped right back to the States before she can blink her eyes. Do I make myself clear?” she said to the ragtag group standing around listening to her. She watched as heads bobbed up and down and could only hope that they listened to her next time.

After getting their attention and saying what she had to, Lion turned and stomped off in the direction that Venus and Silver had originally come from as they ran back into camp, yelling something about a snake. She hoped to be able to see what it was that frightened them. She knew that this particular area had not had any snake sightings in several months due to the drought.

Kiki stood up and dusted off the seat of her pants. She turned to watch Lion leaving camp and wondered to herself if she should go to her to apologize for her friends. Instead, she turned toward Venus and Silver to make sure they finished dressing before any more damage could occur in camp.

Meanwhile, Mandy was not at all sympathetic with Gordy’s dilemma. She walked over to him still wallowing in the dust and nudged him with her foot. “Yur wants fur me to git summon to kiss h’it ‘n make h’it better fur ya?” she asked Gordy laughing down into his face.

“Get away from me you old witch,” Gordy mumbled through clinched teeth. He finally dropped his hands from his crotch and managed to stand under his own power. He turned and slowly made his way out of camp in the opposite direction that Lion had gone.

Mandy looked around and noted that both women were fully dressed again. She walked back over to her worktable where she again picked up her plug of tobacco, pinched herself off a big chew, and settled down on a stool to see what else the evening would bring.

Chapter 10

“How in the hell could they mistake this?” Lion held up a large branch with twigs and leaves on it. “Of all the cockamamie stupid things.”

“But what a site.” Mandy smiled as she stepped around the bushes. “In all mah days I woulda never thunk I’d git to see such grit big boobies floppin’ ‘n the wind. Now ‘n mah dreams, hail yeah.”

“You big pervert.” Lion slapped her friend on the shoulder.

“Ya call um as ya see’em.” Mandy spit a long stream of tobacco out of her mouth. “So’s what yu ‘n Kiki doin’ this mornin’?”

“What do you mean?” Lion dropped the branch back in the water.

Mandy watched her friend fidget with a leaf she held on her hand. “Come on, tell yur olt buddy.”

Lion shrugged her shoulders slightly. “I just wanted to apologize. I woke her up to show her the sunrise.”

“So’s, she kinda gits yur belly in’na knot?” Mandy asked as she watched Lion’s face turn a nice shade of red. “Ya gots the hots fur the litter stripper gurl?”

“Shut up, Mandy. You don’t know what the shit your talking about” Lion tried to hide the way she was feeling. “You know I don’t have time for stuff like that.”

“Sheit, Lion, ya tain’t not got time fur h’it. Put a litter romancin’ ‘n yur damn life, gurl, afore ya dry up ‘n cum olt afore yur time.” Mandy told her.

“Just when in the hell did you become so smart about life?” Lion asked her.

Mandy looked down at her feet then back at Lion. “Sheit, I niver says I’m a-smart on life. Jus smart when h’it comes to good lookin’ gurls. An that thar Kiki h’is one good-lookin’ gal. She tain’t got the big boobies but they’s tain’t bad.” She looked over to Lion and bounced her eyebrows up and down.

“You old bag. You never give up, do you? Come on let’s get back to camp.” Lion shook her head at Mandy.

Mandy was right, Lion was feeling something for Kiki. She just didn’t know what yet.

Walking back into camp with Mandy, Lion called out that they needed to regroup, finish with whatever personal ‘business’ they needed to attend to and get back inside the trucks. They still had at least four hours of hard driving to get to the permanent campsite for the week.

Following the ‘after lunch episode’ and the harsh lecture by Lion, the group was more subdued than usual. Not one person argued as they all pitched in to breakdown the items used for lunch. Within a very short time, they were back on the road. Mandy, Kiki and Lion were in the lead truck with Gordy, Venus and Silver following.

Within Gordy’s truck, Venus continued to complain about conditions of the trip. At the same time, Gordy was doing his best to press his elbow against the side of Venus’s breast while he continued following Mandy.

“Shit, why the hell do we have to eat dust all the fucking time? If that old bitch wouldn’t a kept grabbing my tits, we could still be in front and not in this dirt bag,” Venus said as she reached over and slapped Gordy on the arm as he once again brushed his elbow over her breast.

“If you value that so called ‘instrument of pleasure’ that you’re so fond of grabbing hold of, I’d advise you to keep your fucking elbow off my tits. Do you get my meaning?” fumed Venus as she tried to slide over on the seat closer to Silver.

“Here, trade places with me, honey,” said Silver as she leaned up and began to sidle over toward Gordy while Venus slid underneath her on the seat.

“There, that’s much better,” remarked Silver as she looked over at Gordy. “Gordy,
ummm, did we ever tell you that I am a knife throwing champion? I line my women upon a wheel, spin it and throw knives around their spinning bodies. I’ve only missed two times in all the time of doing that trick. Both times, it was because I had a statement to make. Keep your fucking hands off my girl or I’ll pin your balls to this seat,” ranted Silver as she reached over, picked up Venus hand, and held it in hers.

Gordy swallowed hard and continued looking straight ahead while moving one hand down to cup gently over his crotch. “I’m not about to risk my jewels for this truckload of bimbos,” he thought to himself.

Meanwhile in the front truck, Mandy was singing her own rendition to Thank God, I’m A Country Boy. She was terrible but at least she was keeping it to a low mumble. The monotony of the singing was slowly lulling Kiki to sleep. Before she knew it, she was dozing and had tilted toward Lion to the point that her head was lying up against the side of Lion. Lion had her arm draped along the back of the seat so she simply shifted Kiki until she was lying down with her head in Lion’s lap.

“Uh oh, first mistake. This feels way to good with her head on my crotch,” thought Lion as she looked down at the sleeping beauty. She shook her head slightly as she realized how different it was being around Kiki when she wasn’t talking a mile a minute. “Now this was something I could get used to,” she pondered to herself.

Mandy glanced over and grinned at Lion wickedly mouthing “Tolt ya so” before cackling gleefully. She turned, spit out the window, and continued flying down the dusty, dirt road.

*****

The trucks pulled into a clearing that did not look much different from the surrounding terrain except that the wild grass was missing within a fifty-foot circle of area. There was a fire mound in the center of the camp that was surrounded by local stones to contain any sparks within its boundaries. Trees were sparse but there were plenty of the prickly thorn bushes that surrounded the perimeter of the campsite.

Mandy pulled the truck to the far end where it looked like a muddy pool of water had collected on the ground.

Stopping the truck, she opened the door, stretched, let out a loud belch, and walked back to the truck that was pulling up behind her truck. Walking around to the passenger side, she leaned her arms in the open making sure that her fingers lay gently against Venus’ right breast.

Spitting one time, she turned to the group and said, “Watch out fur that thar water holt. That thar’s our drinkin’ water. Ya mess h’it up worser ‘n yur be drinkin’ mud. “

Venus reached up and pushed Mandy’s hands off her breast as she proceeded to open the truck door.

Climbing stiffly out of the truck Venus moaned, “My God, my ass’ll never be the same. This damn bumpy ride must a shook loose every ounce of fat and dropped it in my ass. Shit, even my tits hurt from the constant bouncing up and down,” Venus said as she slowly massaged each breast.

Seeing Venus touching her breasts prompted Mandy to rush forward and grab a handful herself and start squeezing. “Heah, lit me do that thar fur ya,” she stated as she tugged roughly on Venus’s breasts.

Venus pulled back her fist and let go with a solid punch to Mandy’s nose. Mandy flew backward, landing on her ass on the ground.

“I told you never touch my breasts you little troll. Keep the fuck away from me,” stated Venus in anger as she prepared to move forward after the fallen Mandy.

Silver reached out and wrapped her arms around Venus, forcing Venus to walk off with her. Silver could be heard saying, “calm down, let it flow, deep breaths, okay, that’s it baby,” as they moved further toward the other side of the clearing.

“Whud she do that fur?” moaned Mandy as she slowly stood back up, wriggling her nose side to side to be sure it wasn’t broken.

Gordy looked on and just grinned, not saying a word.

Lion was reluctant to awaken Kiki. She enjoyed the feeling of her soft hair lying against her thighs. She loved feeling the regular breaths that Kiki took as she slept quietly in her lap. She reached out her hand and slowly brushed the hair off Kiki’s forehead. Suddenly, she was overwhelmed with the desire to lean down and kiss Kiki on the forehead.

Just as she felt her body moving forward to follow up on her desires, Gordy slapped his hands down on the hood of the truck, yelling loudly, “OK ladies, let’s get this camp set up.”

The noise startled Kiki who quickly sat up and looked around with a surprised expression on her face.

“Where are we? How long have I been asleep? Oh my gawd, did I drool on you? Did I snore? Oh, my, why didn’t you wake me up,” Kiki continued in a frenzied state.

“Shhhhhhhh. Stop. It’s ok, no harm done. You just took a little nap.” Lion told her as she opened the door and moved to get out of the truck.

“Okay Gordy, let’s set this puppy up,” Lion said as she turned toward the back of the truck and started pulling out the tents.

Chapter 11

“Listen to that.” Kiki whispered. “What do you think it is? Do you think it’ll come in here and eat us?” She grabbed hold of Silver’s arm.

“If anything comes in here to eat us, I am tossing you at them so I can get away.” Venus glared as she pointed the beam of the flashlight at the small dancer. “You are the one who got us out in the middle of nowhere. So you should be the one to feed the beast.”

“You liked the idea when I first told you about the contest.” Kiki snapped back, slapping at the bright light in her eyes.

“Who knew you would win? No one we know ever does.” Venus flipped open her sleeping bag and crawled in. “You couldn’t have won an all expense trip to New York or even Seattle. No you had to win…the trip to hell.”

“Okay, okay that’s enough.” Silver put her hands up halting her two companions’ conversation.

“She started it,” Venus grumbled as she snuggled deeper into her sleeping bag. “Damn it’s fucking cold here. I thought Africa was supposed to be hotter than hell?”

“How about we just go to sleep? If we were in any sort of trouble, I’m sure Lion would not have wanted us to stay here.” Silver pried Kiki’s fingers from their death clamp on her arm and gave her a little push. “Go get in bed. I’ve a feeling we’ll be getting up at the crack of dawn.”

*****

“I think you meant the butt ass crack of dawn.” Venus groaned as she peeked out of the opening of the tent to see a smiling Mandy.

“Time to git h’it up.” Mandy tilted her head to the side. “Better yit, fur the view I’m a-gittin’ why doan you ‘n me crawl back ‘n yur tent. I’d a-love to climb yur mountain peeks that’s a-peekin’ out a-winkin’ h’at me.”

Venus looked down towards her chest. “You know something Mandy. I would have to see a whole lot of monkeys getting drunk and playing with themselves before I’d even think about letting you touch my peeks.”

“Hey, h’it cud happ’n. Never un’nur estimate the pow’rs ‘n Africa.” Mandy smiled as she wiggled her eyebrows.

Kiki flipped open the other side of the tent opening. “Good morning Mandy. Where is Lion? Boy, what a beautiful morning. Did everyone sleep well? I wonder what we’re going to be doing today.”

Mandy didn’t take her eyes off Venus’s cleavage as she pointed the other side of the trucks.

“Thanks,” Kiki scrambled out into the rapidly warming morning.

“Move you ass, Venus. I need to pee.” Silver swatted at her partners butt.

Venus slipped back in and closed the flaps. “Hey baby, why don’t you hurry up and go and then come back here, and we could cuddle a bit.”

“Sounds like a plan.” Silver ran a finger down Venus’s neck to the opening in her pajamas. “You gonna let me climb your peeks?”

“Anytime, anyplace,” Venus leaned forward and placed a hungry kiss on Silver’s mouth.

Silver quickly finished her morning business and returned to the tent. Everyone else was huddled around the fire in the center of camp to try to ward off the early morning chill that still existed. Suddenly, they all heard a high-pitched scream followed by “MY GOD, YOU ARE KILLING ME. STOP!! STOP!!”

Gordy threw down his coffee cup and started at a sprint toward the tent that Venus and Silver were sharing. He called back over his shoulder as he ran, “Get Lion. Something’s hurting the ladies and we got to rescue them. Tell her they’re screaming like crazy.”

Mandy jumped up right on his heels, yelling, “GOD DAMMIT GORDY, git yur sorry ass back heah. Thar tain’t nuttin’ wron’ with them thar womens thata litter time ‘lone cain’t cure.“

“Stop yur butt right whar yur ‘at.” Mandy hollered as she grabbed hold of the back of Gordy’s shirt, jerking him backward.

Gordy was pulled off his feet and went flying backward, landing on top of Mandy. A loud rush of air was knocked from Mandy’s chest as Gordy landed. Looking down at them all that could be seen was Gordy with four arms and four legs waving about in the air.

Mandy was screaming “Git the sumbich off’n me. Git the sumbich off’n me” while slapping him at the same time.

As the volume of yelling from outside the tent intensified, so did the volume from inside the tent. When Kiki and Lion walked to untangle Mandy and Gordy, they could hear the sounds from inside the tent clearly.

Silver was calling out in her crystal clear voice, “That’s it baby, ride me. Yes, baby, make me come. OH GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.” Then silence.

Kiki blushed and glanced over at Lion to see how she was taking this morning’s adventures. Lion displayed no emotion, none that Kiki was able to pick up on. Lion stopped at Gordy’s side and stretched out her hand for him to grab hold to. With one quick move, she pulled Gordy up and off top of Mandy.

Mandy lay there for a few minutes, taking deep breaths in and out as she tried to refill her lungs from where Gordy had flattened her. “I’m...a’goin’a…kill…that...sumbitch…” she said between long pauses.

Kiki walked over to her and squatted down, asking quietly, “Are you Ok, Mandy?” She stretched out her hand to try to calm Mandy down.

Mandy snarled and looked away as she still lay on the hard ground while recovering from being flattened. Finally, she rolled over and got up on her knees. From that position, she slowly rose to her full height and with several deep breaths turned and walked over to the cook table to finish making breakfast.

Lion looked over at Kiki and did nothing more than raise one eyebrow, which sent Kiki into peals of laughter.

Meanwhile, Mandy had not forgotten Gordy’s foolishness. While she cracked the last of the eggs into a bowl with one hand, she used the other hand to add spices. Her temper flared, a few hard shakes of the chili pepper into the eggs as she started beating them to scramble. She reached out grabbing a water bottle that she had added to her list of supplies. She had forgotten that this particular bottle contained Visine, which she used to water drinks when she didn’t like particular people or wanted to get even with them. Visine was known to cause diarrhea if swallowed. This was an old bartender’s trick. She tilted up the water bottle and added one fourth of a cup to the eggs.

Several minutes later Mandy yelled out. “Cum ‘n git h’it.”

Everyone, but Venus and Silver silently sat at the table trying not to laugh as moans and groans could still be heard from the tent off to the side.

“Whatcha got there Mandy?” Kiki asked as she watched the older woman stepped up to the table.

“Jus sum scrammold eggs 'n biscuits, ‘n sausage.” Mandy replied as she scooped up a large spoonful for Gordy.

As Mandy walked around the table to serve Kiki her portion, a scream could be heard. “OHH YES, SUCK ON MY PEEKS!” She tripped over her own two feet, which caused the eggs to fly in the air and land on the ground.

“Well,” Lion looked down at the mess and over to Gordy who was shoving his eggs into his mouth.

“What?” he mumbled as small pieces of egg flung from his mouth. “I didn’t drop it on the ground and I ain’t sharing.”

“Yur a pig.” Mandy scooped up the eggs to toss in a hole she had dug for her garbage. “I’m a-goin-a be rite back with sum mor.”

“Take your time.” Lion replied as she continued to watch Gordy eat. “I think Kiki and I lost our appetites with Mr. Manner’s over here.”

“Mr. Manners?” Gordy grabbed his coffee cup, slurping a big mouthful. “Who is he?”

“You’re such an idiot.” Lion shook her head.

Gordy stuck his middle finger up at Lion. “Kiss my ass.”

“Are you fucking out of your mind?” Lion stood up and leaned over the table. “I’d rather have a thousands fire ants crawl up my vagina.”

“Now ain’t that a lovely picture?” Gordy smacked his lips together at the thought of Lion’s vagina. As he continued to play that picture over in his head, his stomach grumbled and a small pain made him wince.

By the time that Mandy had re-cooked breakfast, Gordy was standing up, pacing around camp. Every few seconds he would double over and wrap his arms around his stomach as a great rumble of gas moved through him. Suddenly, he turned and ran off through the thicket, hollering at the top of his voice, “Nature Bitch is calling. Come look for me if I’m not back in an hour.”

“Well, whar the fuk he runnin’ off to, like a bat outta hell?” asked Mandy as she walked up with more eggs.

Lion just snickered, helped herself to some eggs, and passed the plate to Kiki. Kiki looked around and stated, “Boy has it suddenly become quiet. Even the tent’s quiet. Wonder what’s going on. What do you think is wrong with Gordy? Thanks, Mandy, for cooking breakfast. Are we going out looking at animals today? How long will we get to stay in camp before going back?”

Lion rolled her eyes at the constant pattern of speech and picked up her coffee cup. As she sat sipping coffee, she looked across the table and really stared at Kiki’s features. Every characteristic about Kiki made Lion lust for more. Instead of saying anything at all, she just continued to watch her eating.

Twenty minutes passed and a moaning Gordy came wandering out of the thicket, pulling his pants back up. They noted he was pale and sweaty as he walked closer.

He stopped and leaned one hand against the table. Taking several deep breaths, he was finally able to talk.

“You old biddy, you fucking trying to poison me,” he snarled at Mandy.

“Wha’s sum madder, Gordy? Doan’ ya know, nuttin shud cum outta yur ass h’at 900 miles ‘n hour,” she cackled.

Having had to re-cook the eggs, Mandy noted when she picked up the water bottle again that is was her special bottle and all she could do was laugh when she thought of the problem that Gordy was going to be having.

“I hope ya wipt well with them thar leaves, cause iff’n ya didn’ yur ass h’is gonna itch when h’it dries.” This time she laughed outright.

“You bitch. Just you wait. Soon’s I get my strength back, I’m gonna get you,” grumbled Gordy as he turned and ran back the way he had come.

“Where’s he going in such a hurry?” asked Silver as she and Venus walked up to the table.

“Don’t ask,” said Kiki, standing up to take her soiled dishes to the cook area.

“Hey, big tits. You ‘n romper room wan sump’n to et?” Mandy asked while staring at Venus’s chest.

“Naw, I had my fill of fresh meat this morning,” snickered Venus as she looked over at Silver.

“I’d like a cup of coffee and I’m sure Venus would, too,” the blushing Silver stated as she sat down at the table.

“Well, now that we’re all here except Gordy, let’s talk about the plans for today,” Lion stated as she stood up at the end of the table.

Everyone turned to look at her as she began outlining what the plans for the day would be. “Since Gordy is indisposed,” Lion stated, “I’ll either take two of you at a time or we could wait till Gordy is better.”

“There aren’t enough of us to pair up,” stated Silver.

“No, that’s true and I’ll take one of you out by yourself once you decide how to pair up.” Lion turned to head over to one of the trucks.

“Well, there’s no way in hell that I’m letting Venus out of my site with Lion. Kiki, it looks like you get to be the one to go out alone with her. So much for having any fun,” Silver remarked as she wrapped an arm around Venus’s waist and pulled her over to her lap.

“Well, damn, baby. Maybe I wanted to be alone with her,” grouched Venus as she turned her head and planted a big wet kiss on Silver’s mouth.

“Oh, gawd. Don’t you two ever get enough of each other?” Kiki noted as she stood up and looked around for Lion. “Let me go tell her what we decided.”

Kiki could barely contain her excitement over seeing some wild animals and getting to be alone with Lion. She couldn’t explain it to herself but there was something about Lion that attracted her. She had not desired another woman in a long time.

Chapter 12

Lion slung her backpack over her shoulder as she headed south out of camp. Kiki had to nearly run to keep up with her long stride. Finally, after Lion was nearly one hundred feet in front of her, Kiki stopped and bent over to catch her breath. As soon as she had enough air, she rose and yelled, “STOP! LION! Please you’re going entirely too fast for me to keep up. I don’t mind moving fast but your long strides are killing me. I have to practically run to catch up with you.”

“Oh, man. I’m sorry. I’m so used to being out here by myself I forgot not everyone can keep up with me,” Lion said contritely.

Lion and Kiki walked side by side until they came to a large network of trees.

“Shhhhhhh. I want you to see these animals first,” whispered Lion to Kiki.

As they walked closer, Kiki could hear rustling in the wooded area. She moved closer, reaching out and grabbing Lion’s hand. Lion looked down, smiled, and tightened her hold on Kiki’s hand. She pulled her closer as they walked into the wooded area. They had not traveled another fifty yards when right in front of them stood an eighteen-foot high giraffe

It was beautiful. It had high shoulders and a sloping back. Its hide was covered with irregular star-shaped brown spots. He whipped out his long muscular tongue and wrapped it around the thorny leaves as he stripped his meal from the treetops.

Kiki was overwhelmed. It was all so beautiful and strange to her. Tears fell from her eyes as she looked at this wondrous new site. Lion turned to Kiki and gently brushed her eyes with her thumbs, softly removing the tears. While she held Kiki’s face cupped in her hands, Lion leaned forward and softly brushed her mouth over Kiki’s lips. Realizing what she had done, she dropped her hands and quickly stepped backward. Kiki’s mouth dropped open as she stared at Lion in pleasant surprise. Lion turned to look back at the giraffes hoping the incident would pass quietly.

Meanwhile back in camp, Gordy was making his third trip into the thicket. This time, he stripped his pants all the way off as he hiked his buttocks over a fallen log. He was tired of squatting to do his business. He looked down and noted ants were trying to climb onto his pants and underclothes. Reaching down, he picked them up and tossed them over a limb directly to the side of where he was sitting. As his bowels began to purge, he shut his eyes with the pain.

A single baboon sat in the tree where Gordy had tossed his clothing over the limb. In less than ten seconds, the baboon reached down and grabbed the pants and under shorts. As Gordy looked up to see what was causing the rustling in the tress, the baboon jumped to another tree and quickly disappeared from sight, along with Gordy’s clothes.

”Great, first I get the shits and now I have no pants.” Gordy groaned as a wave of pain tumbled through his stomach again. “Fuck me, I’m going to die.”

Several seconds went by as Gordy hoped and prayed. He raised his head up to the sky with his eyes closed. “Please Lord. I swear I won’t jack off no more to sexy girlie magazines. Just make this stop.”

Unbeknownst to the sick man, the baboon sat above him sniffing and licking his pants and under shorts. As he was doing this, his little pecker all of a sudden sprang to life. He looked down at the cause of his erection, dropped the pants on the tree limb, and scrambled down to his prey.

“Thank the Lord I feel a little better.” Gordy reached out to grab some leaves from a nearby bush. As he reached to wipe, he felt strong fingers and coarse fur rub up against his backside. “What the hell?”

The site of large white teeth encased in a large mouth of an ugly gray baboon made Gordy gulp. “Please mister baboon. Don’t hurt me. I’ve already been through enough hell this morning.”

The baboon scooted closer making hip movements.

Finally, getting what the monkey was after, Gordy cried out, “OH GOD.” He stood up, but strong hands wrapped around his waist and forced him to the ground. “No, get away from me you fucking monkey.”

The scared man kicked out, catching the baboon in the chest, causing him to fly into a large bush. Seeing his chance, Gordy took off as fast as his white legs could carry him.

Back at the camp Venus and Silver were sitting around the cold fire pit talking and snuggling.

“You know, this really ain’t so bad.” Venus whispered into Silver’s ear. “Just don’t tell Kiki or she may try to win another trip to the Russian forest during the dead of winter.

“This morning sure did make up for everything that has happened since we have been here.” Silver ran her hand up Venus’s thigh.

A loud scream stopped her progress and they both turned to see Gordy breaking out of the bushes with no pants on. He was naked from the waist down and all his precious manly jewels were swinging free in the air as he ran for all he was worth. He made a beeline directly to the first truck he could reach. The last they saw of him was his shiny ass as he ripped open the truck door. He dove head first into the truck, pulling the door shut behind him, and locking it with a resounding click.

”Now, thar ain’t no way anyone cud mistake that thar thang fur a snake. Maybe a snail, but no snake.” Mandy laughed as she watched Gordy run naked through camp. She walked over and sat down across from the two reclining strippers. “You two’uns kin continue. I’m a-goin’ to git mah camera to record this heah moment fur mah own colletshun a tourust videos.”

“Aren’t you even a bit curious about what has him so scared?” Silver asked as she tossed a small rock at the older woman. “And if you tape us, no way in hell could you stand the fire we would create within you.”

Mandy lost her balance and smiled. “I’m a-willin’ to burn to a crisp.”

*****

Lion had a tremendous time showing Kiki her Africa. Just to watch the look on her face when she would see the different animals, brought the thrill of this country back to Lion once again.

They were walking back towards the camp when they saw what looked like a baboon pulling something along the ground. When it saw them, it took off running. As they got closer, they saw it was a pair of pants.

“Oh my gawd. Lion, it’s a pair of pants. Do you think that person is dead? Did the lions eat them? Are they still around? Are we safe?” Kiki started throwing questions at Lion.

“Kiki quiet down, we’re fine. But I wouldn’t get too close to those pants if I were you.” Already, Lion could see the flies all over it. “They are Gordy’s pants and no animal in its right mind would want to eat him. I, however, find he’s going to wish he were dead. Come on.”

Lion picked up a long stick and very carefully picked up the pants with the end of it and walked back to camp with the pants held out in front of her.

“Mandy, where the hell is Gordy?” Lion asked as she and Kiki walked into the camp.

Mandy was getting ready for supper. Lion didn’t realize she and Kiki had been gone so
long. Nevertheless, before Mandy could tell them, Venus, who was sitting on Silver’s lap by the fire, called out to her.

“Hell, that shit-head came running into camp a few hours ago screaming and yelling about something being after him. He’s locked himself in the truck and won’t come out. Shit, we had to carry our own water to wash with this afternoon.”

Lion walked over to the truck and started pounding on the door to wake Gordy up. “Open this fucking door you stupid ass. NOW!”

Gordy reached over as fast as he could and unlocked the door. “Sorry Lion, but it was a monster. Really, it was. I’m not kidding. The thing was after me.”

“And it just happened to scare your pants off you. Here, get them back on so we don’t have nightmares. And get out there and get some firewood.” Lion flipped Gordy’s pants at him and walked off.

Lion could hear Kiki over by the others telling them all about today, as she got closer to them. Lion couldn’t remember the last time she had such a great day. It had been fun, not just watching the way Kiki reacted to seeing the animals, but by being with Kiki.

“Hey there, Mandy, supper looks good. I’m starving.” She smiled at everyone. Just as she started to sit down, they all heard Gordy scream.

“OH GOD. NOT YOU AGAIN. LET ME GO. I’M NOT YOUR TYPE. NOOOOOOOooooooooooo!”

No one saw anything but they could not coax Gordy out of the truck. Lion decided to leave him there for the night. As the twilight descended, every one in camp decided to turn in early.

Chapter 13

Kiki lay wide-awake in her tent. She was still excited about having been alone with Lion for most of the day. She couldn’t get over having seen so many different animals that she had only read about. Then her thoughts turned to her luscious guide, Lion. Just the thought of Lion made a tingle go up and down Kiki’s body. A smile came over her face.

Hearing Venus and Sliver cuddling up together again made Kiki want to get out of her tent and move further away out of listening range. She didn’t feel like having to listen again while they made love.

Getting up, Kiki very carefully made her way out of the tent. She knew she couldn’t go out of the camp area. Lion made it very clear they were not to be walking outside camp by themselves. She decided to walk around inside the camp to make herself sleepy.

Taking a step, Kiki realized she had forgotten her shoes. She just had her socks on. She turned around to go back in to get them when she heard Silver and Venus really making a lot of noise. Not wanting to go back yet, she decided to walk in her socks.

Kiki was thinking about Lion and not really watching where she was going. She moved her foot, hitting her big toe against a rock. “AHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh,” Kiki yelled as she
grabbed her foot, jumping around on only one foot.

She backed up and tripped over a stool behind her. As she started to fall her arms wind milled around, trying hard to keep her balance. Instead, she continued to fall, right down on top of Lion’s tent.

Kiki’s slight weight was too much for the tent poles and stakes as she fell heavily onto the tent. It collapsed with Lion inside and Kiki lying on top of her. Lion started yelling. Kiki started screaming. Mandy came running out of her tent shooting her shotgun up in the air thinking they were being attacked.

Gordy sat rapidly up on the seat of the truck, striking his head sharply against the roof and knocking himself out.

Silver and Venus grabbed a cover each, wrapped it around their bodies, and came flying out of their tent.

Everyone was totally bewildered as they heard Lion cussing up a blue streak. They all rushed over to what was left of Lion’s tent. Silver reached out and caught Kiki by the hand, jerking her up and off the fallen tent.

Mandy hollered at the top of her lungs, “Holt yur gawd damn horses. We’ens tryin’ to git yur ass outta thar. Will ya quit yur bellie achin’ ‘n lay still. Better yet, take that thar big olt pig sticker ‘n cut yur way outta thar.” Mandy stepped backward as she watched the bowie knife rip through the canvas of the tent.

They all watched as a semi clad Lion emerged from the flat tent. She was wearing a sports bra and very small, snuggly fitting knitted boxer shorts. She was all leg and muscle. Venus, Silver, and Kiki could do nothing but stare.

Silver was thinking that with a body like hers, she would be a great stripper. Venus, on the other hand, was saying to herself, “My God; don’t let her compete on the same stage as me.” Finally, Kiki, running her eyes once again up and down Lion’s body, thought, “Mmmmmmm, I wonder if I can get that wrapped up and under my tree at Christmas?”

Lion seemed not to pay attention to any of them as she and Mandy surveyed the damage. “What the hell happened?” asked Lion in an angry voice.

Silver and Venus turned to Kiki waiting for her to explain how she happened to end up on top of Lion’s tent. They were both hoping maybe she had been trying to sneak inside and lost her balance.

Kiki began, “Well I couldn’t sleep so I decided to pace around camp until I got sleepy. I forgot my shoes and didn’t want to go back and get them,” she stared pointedly at Silver and Venus. “I decided to continue with just my socks when I stubbed my toe and lost my balance. I tripped over a stool and found myself on top of Lion’s tent.”

“Gosh, I’m sorry. I just don’t understand why all this stuff seems to happen to me,” Kiki continued tearfully.

Mandy chuckled softly under her breath as she watched the anger dissolve from Lion’s face as Lion watched the tears run down Kiki’s face.

Moving closer to Kiki, Lion reached out and awkwardly patted her shoulder, “It’s all right. No one was hurt, just the tent. Listen, accidents happen all the time. We just seem to have more than the usual amount.”

That statement made Kiki cry harder realizing that she was probably the cause of more problems in camp.

Mandy laughed out loud, as Lion looked totally lost as to what to do next. Mandy turned to head back to her tent when she spotted Silver and Venus still standing and watching the by-play between Lion and Kiki.

“Liddies, I hopes the rest of yur night h’is bedder, but I wishes to hell you wud stop all yur caterwallin’ so’s the res’ of us kin git sum sleep.” Lifting her shotgun up in her arms, she stalked over to her tent and disappeared inside.

Silver and Venus, feeling chastised, moved back toward their tent. Once inside, neither of them felt much like picking up where they had left off so they climbed into the same sleeping bag instead, spooned together and promptly fell asleep.

Unable to stand the tears flowing down Kiki’s face, Lion turned toward the trucks and walked over to be sure that Gordy was still okay. Peeping through the window, she saw that Gordy appeared to be sleeping soundly. She looked back over her shoulder and noted that Kiki had not moved. Lion turned and marched back over to her, stopping right in front of her. She reached out and, again, softly wiped the tears from her eyes with the pads of her thumbs. Kiki continued to cry.

“Hush, little one. It’s ok. Please don’t cry any more,” whispered Lion as she pulled Kiki into her arms. Wrapping her arms around Kiki’s back, she held her snugly against her body, rocking slightly side to side.

Kiki wrapped her arms around Lion’s waist and cried harder due to the tenderness with which Lion was holding her. It had been a long time since anyone had held her or tried to comfort her. The unexpected tenderness opened the dam for all the pent up tears she had held inside for a long time.

Lion sidestepped toward the fire with Kiki still held in her arms. As she neared the fire, she sank to the ground, bringing Kiki down with her. She pulled Kiki onto her lap and held her tightly as the torrent of tears continued. After about fifteen minutes, the only sound was an irregular sounding hitch, as Kiki would catch her breath. Lion looked down at Kiki and noted she had fallen asleep in her arms.

“Damn, what a mess,” thought Lion, “but what a nice mess to find in my arms.” She scooted around a little more making herself more comfortable by the fire, as she knew that it was going to be a long night holding Kiki in her arms while Kiki slept. She knew she should have awakened her but it just felt too good to give up this pleasure of feeling Kiki against her body. She leaned back against the food box as the night around them became quiet once more.

Chapter 14

Gordy woke up with a pounding headache. As he stumbled from the cab of the truck, he let out a torrent of cuss words, “God damn, mother fuckin’ headache. Who’s the bitch that laid one on me last night? Fuck it, my head’s killing me.”

He reached up and felt a huge lump protruding from the top of his head. He remembered rising up to see what the shooting was about and hitting his head on the roof of the truck. From there his memory stopped. “Damn, musta knocked myself out.” he thought.

Mandy turned to him as he walked up and brandished her wooden spoon in his direction threatening to crack it over his head as she said, “Damn boy, ya smells lik a dang blasted shithouse. Git yurself out heah an dunk yur sorry ass ‘n sum water. Doan come back, ya hear, til ya smells better.”

At first, Gordy was going to refuse, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Venus with her towel, headed toward the bathing hole. He smirked at Mandy and said, “You’re right for a change, you ole biddy. I think I’ll go and just see what I can clean up,” scratching his crotch as he spoke with her. He turned and walked toward his tent to grab a change of clothes and towel. Mandy watched him exit his tent and trot toward the bathing hole.

Mandy thought to herself, “What kinda change has cum over the boy?” She shrugged her shoulders and returned to making S.O.S. for breakfast. She hoped the women liked shit-on-a-shingle because that was all she was planning, along with fresh biscuits.

Venus had dropped her robe and was standing in water up to her chest. Her huge breasts were floating on top of the water. She had just finished rinsing the soap off of them when she heard a high-pitched squeal from behind her. While she had been washing her body, Gordy had been trying to sneak into the pool and come up behind Venus. What he didn’t realize was that a trio of snapping turtles held reign over the side of the pool he had entered.

He no sooner stripped off his clothes and swam out into the deep water than one of the snappers thought it saw a dangling worm in the water. It came up under Gordy’s belly and immediately locked its jaws on Gordy’s penis, which was dangling down in the water as he dog paddled toward Venus.

The pain was intense and all Gordy could do was let out an agonizing high pitched cry as he hurriedly turned and paddled back to shore with the turtle still attached to his manly body part. He never stopped screaming even as he, again, ran naked back to camp with a six-inch diameter snapping turtle clung to his crotch.

Mandy looked up and nearly threw breakfast on the ground again as the naked Gordy came streaking into camp. He made at least two frantic runs around the inner perimeter of the camp before Mandy stuck out her foot and tripped him on his third run by. As he hit the ground, belly first, the turtle released its deadly hold and slowly started making its way back into the brush, headed toward the pool.

Meanwhile, Venus stomped back into camp, stopping only as she got even with Gordy’s prostrate body. She lifted her foot and booted him one swift kick in the ass, which again made him cry out.

“If I ever catch your sorry ass spying on me again, I’ll do one hell of a lot more than that snapping turtle. You’ll not just be yelling soprano, you’ll be talking it the rest of your goddamn life,” kicking his butt once more for good measure, Venus turned and headed back to her tent.

Mandy gee hawed at the top of her lungs, holding her crotch, as she was laughing so hard she was afraid she was going to pee in her pants. “Well boyo, ya done did h’it this heah time. Yur pecker’s gonna rot ‘n fall off,” she taunted Gordy as he continued to roll around on the ground.

“Please, please. You gotta help me,” he pleaded, crawling closer to Mandy.

“So’s ya thank I’m a-gonna put mah hands on yur peckerwood, does ya? Hummm.” Mandy hesitated before continuing.

“Oh god, please help me, I’ll do anything, just help me,” Gordy continued to plead.

Mandy realized this was a golden opportunity not to be missed. She reached out with her foot and rolled him over as he still had both hands holding his privates. His eyes got bigger and he stopped whimpering as he looked up to see what Mandy was going to do. Mandy turned back to her kitchen box, reached inside, and removed several items. She walked back over to where Gordy laid rigid on his back.

“Move yur hans, Gordy,” she stated as she pulled out an aerosol can of antibiotic spray. She held the container about eight inches from his flaccid penis. She could see the small abrasions along the length of his penis but none looked serious or in danger of being a problem. She smiled to herself as she set to the task of doctoring him. She pressed the lever on the can, spraying a fine coat of medication along the length of his member.

“FUCKING SHIT!!!!” Gordy yelled as his body arched off the ground when the spray hit the open wounds. “Blow it!. Fuck, you are burning me to death.”

“I ain’t a-blowin’ no cock. H’it’ll quit ‘n a few,” she stated as she rummaged around in her case again.

She pulled on a pair of latex gloves and proceeded to lift Gordy’s now burning penis in her hands. She loosely wrapped gauze round and round until she ran out. His member stood in what looked like a semi erect state from the gauze holding it rigidly up. Once more, Mandy rummaged in her bag this time pulling out a roll of duct which she used to wrap totally around all the dressing stating, “Gots to keep dirt ‘n grime from buildin’ up ‘n makin’ h’it worse.”

By the time she was done, he looked like a geek with bright green duct tape wrapped round the gauze to hold it in place. “Well, well , lookin’ more like yur the jolly green
pecker,” Mandy said laughingly. “Now git yur nekkid butt outta mah kitchen ‘n doan ya cum back till ya gots yur clothes on’t.” She dismissed Gordy, turning her back on him, as she started cracking eggs into a bowl.

Gordy slowly pulled himself up and walked with his legs wide open as his newly bandaged member swung stiffly back and forth with each step. As he walked he thought to himself “how in the world am I gonna stuff this into my pants.”

Mandy picked up a large pot and with her wooden spoon beat hard on the bottom of it. “COME ‘N GIT H’IT.” She yelled out as breakfast was set up on the table.

Lion and Kiki walked back into camp from beyond the direction of the trucks. Venus and Silver strolled out of their tent, both fully dressed for a change. Gordy walked stiffly over to the table. All the women stared at his crotch, which looked like he had stuffed a huge sausage into his pants. No one said a single word but simply diverted their eyes from his pants to keep from laughing out loud.

*****

After breakfast, Lion removed one of the truck tops so that the ladies would be able to see animals from within the truck. She had noticed a herd of elephants casually moving along the savanna, heading towards a river that was near by.

“Now remember that you must be quiet. A herd of elephant can be one of the most dangerous things out here. They are very protective of all the members of the herd, especially the babies.” Lion turned the key and started the engine.

“Will we be able to get out of the truck?” Kiki asked as she held up her camera. “I’d love to get a pretty close shot. Will there be any cute babies? I wonder if any other animals will be around. Can we get real close so I can get some good pictures?”

“It all depends on how they are reacting and where they stop along the river for water.”
Lion replied as she started backing up the truck.

“Why would they not come to this water hole? Why not this river? Is it deep? Is it filled with crocodile? Will it be dangerous to us?” Kiki questioned as she smiled back at Venus who slapped her on the back of the head.

“Knock it off.” The large breasted woman mumbled. “Stop asking so many damn questions.”

“Baby, leave her alone.” Silver patted Venus on the leg.

Kiki turned in her seat. “Yes, leave me alone and I can ask any question I want. How else am I supposed to learn anything? You never ask any questions.”

Lion just shook her head. “This is going to be a long day.”

“What?” Kiki moved her gaze from her friend to her guide. “Are you going to answer my questions?”

“The reason they’re going to the river is because it is larger and offers more space. Elephants like to play around in the mud. The mud dries and offers a protective barrier from the sun and it also kills bugs that crawl on its skin.” Lion informed her truck companions. “Just over that rise is the river. We’ll wait at the top to see where they go.”

Continued in Part 2

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