There is a girl named Wizzy. She didn't like to celebrate her birthday so she never told anyone when it was. Well one day she slipped and spilled the beans and this story is for her.

Bad Language: Yes

Sex: Naw...

Violence: A wee bit, but not much.

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Having worked hard all day at the paint shop Wizzy decided to get something to eat. So she decided to stop at Burger King and get some cookies to hold her until she got home for salsa and chips.

Unbeknownst to her the amazon raiding party had planned a surprise party. They were all at her house waiting for her so they could drag her butt to her surprise present. The giggles and laughs filled the house as the watched Wizzy walk up the front walk and up to the porch.

"What the hell?" Wizzy yelled as Shadylady and Deranged Buttercup grabbed her.

"Well it looks like we have ourselves a birthday girl in our mist. What shall we do?" Our Kaptain asked as she stopped kissing the General.

Several seconds went by before everyone yelled. "STRIP JOINT!"

"Are you guys nuts? It's not my birthday." Wizzy yelled as she was lifted onto everyone shoulders and carried out of the house. "Put me down you fucking lunatics."

"Nope, we have you now and we are gonna keep ya." DD laughed as she opened the short bus door. "Now sit down and sit back cause we are gonna have one hell of a night."

Wizzy sat down and looked around at all the crazy nuts that had kidnapped her. She spotted Major over talking to herself and Lari talking to her nekked pet rat FiFi. The General and the Kaptain were all over each other, which wasn't anything new. Grasshopper was having an argument with the ever-allusive Casey. Shadylady and Deranged Buttercup were discussing new medical treatments for enlarging breast sizes. MamMaw was sitting behind DD making sure that she took the right turns to the strip joint. Windracer, Sammy, and Dimples were sleeping cause they were from over seas and they weren't use to the time change. Ne-ne was sticking gum in their hair as they slept. Bionic T was sticking her leg out the door-kicking people as we passed. The only person Wizzy didn't see was T. She looked and looked but not a sign of her.

"Hey you fucktards where is T?" Wizzy yelled at anyone who would listen to her.

Lari looked up from FiFi. "She is getting your present."

"Ohh fuck," Wizzy put her head in her hands. "Me thinks I am in trouble."

"You betcha," Grasshopper yelled as she slapped Casey upside the head.

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The bus pulled up next to a brightly-lit building. Flashing light and blinking bulbs saying. "The Best Little Strip Joint in Oregon."

"This is new." Wizzy smiled as she jumped out of the buss. "Never been here before."

Deranged Buttercup slapped Wizzy on the ass as she walked by. "Come on lets go. Your present awaits you."

The group walks in. The sight of nekked women dancing and gyrating to loud music gets everyone's blood pumping.

"We will go get the booze." The General and Kaptain yell as they button up their shirts.

Lari and Bionic T grabbed Wizzy under her arms and guide her to a secluded table. They sit her down and hold her there.

"You guys don't need to make sure that I won't leave. Look at all this skin flashing in my face. I am in haven." Wizzy wipes a line of drool off her chin. "Where is my surprise."

Just as she says that the lights go off and the music stops. A spotlight hit the middle of the stage right in front of the table. The General and Kaptain sit down next to the three and hand each a drink. "You are gonna love this Wizzy." They say at the same time.

Just as the curtain shifts the rest of the gang run over and sit on the available chairs and tables hooting and hollering. "Show some skin. Show some skin."

T steps out from behind the curtain. She has on a long black tux coat with tails that is held together with one button and a top hat. Red come-fuck-me pumps raise her height to six foot.

"Today is a very special day. Today is Wizzy's birthday. Since she is one of the greatest women we have had the pleasure of knowing we all chipped in and got you a very special surprise." She leaned forward winked at Wizzy. "Since we all know you have a thing for red heads and red lace. Here is something special just for you."

Wizzy eyes bugged out when the curtain slid open and there stood the most gorgeous red head she had ever seen. "Oh my."

The music started and the body gyrated to the beat. She slowly turned and locked eyes with Wizzy. Every step she took to the beat her hand would sled up her body. When she reached her breast she was standing right in front of Wizzy. "Do you want to touch?"

Wizzy could only nod her head.

Grasshopper jumped up and tried to get to the stage but Shadylady grabbed the back of her shirt and forced her to sit back down. "She didn't mean you, you fool."

"No, she meant me," Lari hopped up and ran for the stage. Deranged Buttercup was on her heels. "No, she meant me."

Bionic T used her leg and leapt in front of Lari and Buttercup. "Why would she mean you two boneheads when she could have this mechanically enhanced woman."

Wizzy didn't see or hear a thing her eyes were planted on the 40DD size breast just waiting to pop out of the way too small lacy nightie. She could see the nipple growing from the chill that had taken over the room as the air conditioner started. "I want that." She pointed at the stripper's chest.

"Go get it," Ne-ne and Faerie yelled as they tackled Major and Casey who were trying to steal their beer.

Wizzy decided to listen and pushed her chair back. "You are mine." She started to walk to the stage but everyone was lying in her way. So she decided the best way to go is up and over. She stepped on Lari's head and Grasshoppers back. Then used Bionic T's shoulder as a stepping stone to push herself up on the stage. "Come to mama." She wiggled her fingers in front of her and smiled.

The stripper wasn't about to get that close to the drooling crazed woman so she took off towards the curtain.

T tried to grab the lady as she ran past her. "Hey, get you ass back here."

"I never knew that this was part of the deal." The strippers said. "That woman is crazy."

T looked at the mental looking Wizzy getting closer and closer. "Just give her a show and she will be good. I swear."

"No way," the stripper ducked behind the dark curtain and was gone.

"Wizzy you scared your present away." One of the amazons's yelled from the dark room.

"Damn it, another one got away." Lari cussed from the ground. "I might have to go back to big Bertha at this rate."

The room grew quiet as everyone shivered at that thought.

Wizzy looked up as something caught her eye. "Yippee, I have always wanted to do this." She turned towards where the DJ stood and walked over and whispered in her ear. She then walked over to the middle of the stage and waited.

All of the amazons stood around the stage and waited. The watched as Wizzy just stood there with her eyes closed. When the music started Wizzy gyrated her hips to the beat as she slowly unbuttoned her shirt. She flung it off the side hitting DD in the face. Then can her boots and her socks. She danced around caressing her stomach and breast as the amazon's yelled and cheered.

T grabbed a chair and quickly put it in the middle of the stage as she remembered where she heard this music before. When she was sure that it was in the right spot she quickly ran around to stand with the rest of the group. "Take it off stud."

Wizzy straddled the chair and grabbed the chain that hung down. The cold water splashed her chest and refreshed her, as her body needed cooling down.

The amazon's yelled and cheered as they watched Wizzy's nekked body glisten from the water. "WE WANT SKIN! WE WANT SKIN!" Yelled everyone. "TAKE IT ALL OFF!"

Wizzy was in the zone so she didn't stop to think and unbuttoned her Levi's as she wiggled her ass at the group. Who started to hit the stage with their palms with the beat of the music.

Just as she was about to pull them down the police flipped the lights on and surrounded the excited group.

"You are all under arrest." One cop yelled as he grabbed his handcuffs and grabbed for the General.

The Kaptain took exception to that as no one put her Boo in handcuffs but her. "Get your meaty paws off her you fuckface." She grabbed the cop by the back of the pants and yanked up with all her might. The tears that sprang from the man's eyes made Kaptain smile cause she knew that her goal was met.

Wizzy stopped her progress and turned around. She saw her sisters were in trouble so she quickly ran to the edge of the stage. "Get your hands off my friends you motherfuckers." She jumped off the edge to land on a couple of cops who had Lari and Bionic T in headlocks.

T stood off to the side and tried to think what to do. The surprise that they had planned for Wizzy was going up in smoke. "What to do? What to do?" Then it hit her. She put two fingers in her mouth and blew. A loud whistle broke through all the noise. Everyone covered their ears.

T waited and waited until everyone looked over at her. "When I say it run to the bus."

They all slowly stood up and then their eyes nearly bugged out of their heads when T opened the black tux coat flashed the cops. "RUN!"

It took everyone several seconds to get their feet moving. "Damn T close that coat now before you cause everyone to have a heart attack." Deranged Buttercup yelled. "Next time you might want to take off the nipple clips."

"Why? I like them." T wiggled her eyebrows as she ran past the still stunned policemen. "Let's blow this Popsicle stand."