Disclaimer:  This is a fun, smutty little story that came to me during a chat. If sex offends you, don't read this.

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Have you ever had a really bad day? Well today has topped the list of bad days.

You see I was minding my own business sitting in my little cubby holder when I was snatched out and sat on the desk. You would think I was used to this, but nope, it is quite intrusive to be grabbed and manhandled.

Well let me get back to the story before I get all upset at being grabbed and pushed around.

Okay, now I’m laying on the desk hoping like hell the naked woman before me doesn't decide to stick me places a pen should not go; like that one time she got an itch. I have never in my life seen so much loose, curly coarse hair. I thought I would never get that out of my mouth. It can be quite annoying as you try to swallow and it won't go down or you try to cough and it stays. What is a poor pen to do?? Just pray it doesn't happen again.

Okay, back to me on the desk staring at a set of flat boobies. I wondered how they got that way. Did someone grab a rolling pin while she was sleeping one night and go to town? Or did she forget to pay her helium bill and they pulled the plug and let them deflate?

Great now I have a picture of two boobs flapping around like balloons.

I noticed she had turned on her computer and had accessed her favorite site, Baa Baa Baa Girls - We Do a Baaady Good. I know they stole the slogan from those milk commercials. But so far they haven’t been sued.

Well anyway she clicks to her favorite page and as usual a busty brown-haired sheep appears. Its sitting there all stripped of her nice wooly coat, showing off what she has to offer to whoever is looking.

I looked up and groaned because I knew the smile on that face meant she was going to get down to business. I shivered slightly at the thought of being front and center for the show. “Please put me back in my cubby, please,” I begged. But nope, no dice. The horny wench left me there. In fact I almost choked on my own ink when she grabbed me and started to nibble on my tip.

In an odd sort of way it felt good. I nearly had my ink explode but then the bitch dropped me. It hurt like a son of a bitch too.

So now I was sitting on the dusty floor next to a box. I couldn't help but be intrigued by the very large picture of a blue dildo. So this is what she uses when the hubby isn't home.

Boy was I right. I could hear the baa baa baa baa coming from the speakers and I couldn't help but see her spread her legs far apart. Her fingers were sliding through her wet pussy. I could hear the sloppiness of it as she pinched and rubbed her clit.

Having been already excited from the nibbles she gave me earlier my ink started up again. Now you tell me how in the hell is a pen supposed to get relief? I have no hands…no toys and well, I have nothing to relieve myself with.

Then I see her put her feet up on the desk and the blue dildo appears. Sweet jeepers was that thing HUGE. Yet I knew she would have no trouble with it as wet as she was. You want to know how wet. Well let’s just say the chair was a bathtub and the water ran over the side.

She was working that blue dildo in and out and all around. The moaning that was coming from up above was killing me. I could feel my ink slowly inching to the end of my little plastic tube. If I could sweat I would and if I could possibly get wet I would be that too.

I noticed her movement starting to get frantic. I knew she would cum any second now and the scream would shatter the ears of anyone close by.

Then it happened just as she let loose the passionate scream of joy. I exploded all over the floor. I closed my eyes and smiled.

Well I guess I could get wet.

Maybe it wasn't such a bad day after all……………