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Wizzy’s Wackyweed.....HELL ON WHEELS This week we have another guest Rambler - guess she must have lost her way into my dungeon...ahhhh...playpen. Anyhows - give a big welcome to none other than (drum roll!!!!!!!!) T.Stratton. Not really good at rambling. Shit I have one of those blogs that everyone has and I don’t think I have updated it in weeks.. hell months. So what to talk about.. let’s see…. 30 minutes later……… I have erased several very well written paragraphs. But they were way to serious. Don’t need that.. you all want something funny.. so try this… If you have read a certain story about a certain person (ME) you know I HATE spiders.. well I am here to tell the whole world.. I killed a spider that was crawling it’s big hairy ass down my kitchen cupboard all by myself…. Yep I didn’t even scream like a little girl.. nope.. I took off my shoe and smacked that sucker until it covered the bottom of my shoe… now I am not too sure what is worse.. a live spider crawling down my cupboard or a dead one with it’s blood and guts smeared on the bottom of my shoe.. NEITHER is the answer to that question….. don’t even argue.. I’ve been told I am stubborn… where they get this I have no clue.. Okay now what to talk about……. This ramble is way short! Wizzy doesn’t want a short ramble… no way… So lets see if I can stretch this …….. I could sing…. NAWWWW.. You all would run for the hills… No bucket big enough to carry my tunes.. I could strip…. Ummm no.. would scare you into next year.. I could cut everyone’s hair…. No.. I don’t think my flowbee could do that.. How about I talk to you all about.. Champagne and Fruity Pebbles.. I must say it sounds kind of odd but that shit is gooooooood. Just grab yourself a HUGE bowl. Dump the whole box of Fruity Pebbles in and then grab some champagne and pour in as much as your heart wants. Then get a big spoon and eat up…… YUMMMMMMMMMMMMY…. Maybe I should also say that you should drink several cans of Coors first before trying this… Naw… why do that.. Has anyone ever woke up on the floor of your friends bathroom? Smelling like a beer still?? I have yeppppppppers… I must say I don’t remember much of that night but the two friends I was with didn’t want me sleeping with them… Do you think they were scared that I would make some mess… Do I sound like someone who would puke all over my friends?? Plus have you ever tried to sneak down stairs to get to the only shower in the house without someone’s mom and dad seeing you and smelling you?? Yep.. same day I woke up on the bathroom floor.. I guess I stunk.. hehehe But I must say they did give me a pillow to sleep on.. how nice of them… a hard floor and a pillow… Friends so gotta love them… Does anyone have a wish that they hope before they die it comes true.. I do. Not sure if it will ever happen but I pray almost daily it will.. and I won’t tell you my wish (dream) unless you tell me yours.. (OK FOLKS SHE HAS ISSUED A DARE _ ANYONE GOING TO TAKE HER UP ON IT????) So If you like this little ramble let me know.. if not.. ohh well I can’t please everyone and I don’t try to either.. life is too short to bend to someone else's ideals… Serious moment.. Always live your life for you. If you try to live it for someone else it isn’t your life, it’s theirs and that’s just wrong. Live well, be happy and most of all - just be you… T. Stratton
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