Wizzy 

Wizzy’s Wackyweed.....HELL ON WHEELS

Ok I have just got to share this with you...again it’s a trip to Safeway grocery store.... this time it wasn’t ME....

Deciding I needed to run up and get some stuff for the weekend. I pulled into the Safeway parking lot and there’s this SWEEEEEEEEEEET Harley sittin there in front of us. Bright ass yellow and leather .... hmmmmmmmmm....opps anyway derailed there for a second.

I sat watching this figure bent over this bike stuffin groceries into the saddle bags strapped to the side of this Hog....I’m thinkin hmmmm nice rearview....mirror yeah that’s it a mirror, Anywhoo, we sat there and watched as item after item disappeared inside the saddle bags. Till there was only one thing left. By now I’m in stitches laughing. I knew there was NO way that bag of Fruit Loops was gonna fit anywhere in those bags! I'm laughing so hard I’ve got tears in me eyes!

When all at once this TALL BLUE EYED, BLONDE, her hair braided into a LONG pony tail, leather vest, faded blue jeans leather boots stands up from the bags, puts her hands on her hips, and I can't help but think....NICE RACK, er I mean nice luggage rack as in the saddle bags smartass’s! She stood in front of the truck, hands on her luscious hips I mean her hips.... yeah that’s it.... her hips....and get this....STUCK HER TONGUE OUT AT ME! By now I’m not only in a rolling fit of the giggles but about to break out in a hot sweat and it wasn’t from the heat outside as the AC was on full power yet! Well I climbed out of the truck and we laughed about it and she was a good sport about the whole thing. So did she get the cereal in the bags without crushing it? I couldn’t rightly tell you. I can how ever tell you what she was wearing what kind of Harley it was as well as how she wore her hair, to how blue her eyes were.

I am not much on conversation if I don’t know the person so I did not say to much to her as I walked into the store. I can’t help but think of her every time I pull into that Safeway and I start to giggle at the thought of a full grown older woman stickin her tongue out at me! I laughed all the way through that shopping trip! I still wonder if she got home with that damned bag o’ cereal! Freakin’ fruit loops of all things!

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Ok, with the thought of yellow Harley’s I've got another one for you.... this time its green....

I have plants out on my deck several in fact they are settled into a 3 foot tall stand. I am lucky I have my mother’s green thumb I guess, anywhoooo Saturday I went to check out to see how this one was doing after spraying it for lice.....ok so I don’t know what they hell kind of bug they is but they are white an look like lice. So while inspecting it up close and personal I ran my finger down inside the plant to check to see ifin it needed to be watered or not. No it did not as my finger came away wet an slimey. I was like “WTF?” I looked closer thinkin it might be a dead rotting leave, but nope. You’ll never guess what decided to make my plant its new home? A tiny baby green tree frog! Yeahup at night when I take the dogs out for a run I notice them all over our back yard, which butts up to a creek of sorts and I guess the tadpoles are hatching and lookin for a place to hide. So for the last 4 nights this tiny baby tree frog has climbed up into my plant and slept all nice an cozy in my fern! Now what the killer part is.....ya ready for this one....Wizzy Marie the II is DEATHLY AFRAID of them tiny little froggies! One had not managed to find a place to hide the other night an Wizzy II discovered it! She went to sniff it an of course like all frogs do it jumped well that sent this 100 pound dog into a freak-a-zoid psycho tantrum! So now she goes to the patio door and peaks out to see if anything’s creeping or jumping around. The chicken shit she is!

Well kids that’s about it for now....lame and stupid but I am tired and should have been in bed hours ago....tis the painting season an those painting contractors what their paint at freakin 7am! But please come back next week for a special posting from a sandbox bard and then we will have one the next week from DJ BELT! Be safe and enjoy the rest of what’s left of July!

OK kiddies, this ones a short one as we have two more rambles from our list of bards comin’ up next few weeks you'll find a surprise I'm not telling anyone until next Tuesday.... so keep tuned to this station for more info.....

Later taters,

Wizzy