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Interview with Lois Kay
by Wizz
 

Wizz an Nancy.......

1.) How long have you been writing creative fiction?

       Since I learned how to write. Before that I was just a kid with way too much imagination. 

 

2.) What is your favorite fan fiction story you have written and why?

       ‘Heart’s Choice’. Because it’s a story about ‘normal’ people, no heroes, stunts and bloody murder. All right, Emma runs into a burning shed to save her niece, but, that’s what normal people do. Right? 

 

3.) What got you interested in Xena and writing fan fiction?

       One day I was bored and while channel surfing I came across Xena. It was ‘A family affair’. I watched it and was hooked. After a while, when killing time on the internet, I Googled ‘Xena’, just for fun and ran into Missy Good’s stories. I went on a reading frenzy and decided I’d like to write stories for the fanfic sites. The rest is history...

 

3.) How has Xena changed your life?

       Through posting my tales on the Internet I met my partner and moved from The Netherlands to the USA (which took about 2,5 years of red tape)

 

4.) What colors ur tooth brush?

              ....Green, I think....yup, lime-green

 

5.) If you could be any super hero who would you be and why?

       Rocky the flying squirrel. Because Bullwinkle is a hoot.

 

6.) Do you wipe with your right hand or left or do you use toilet paper

       Toilet paper?

 

7.) Why and when did you start writing?

       Since I was a kid. I had to, to silence the chaos in my head and keep my sanity.

 

8.) What’s ur bra size?

       The size that fits

 

9.) How do you have time to WRITE so many stories at once?

       I don’t, that’s the frustrating part of Real Life. I used to work evenings and wrote in the morning. Now I work ‘flexible’ days and have to write whenever I have time.

 

10.) How do you get your inspiration?

       My inspiration can be a word, a sentence, music, a feeling, a scene that pops up in my head and makes me write a story around it. Numerous things, I guess.

 

11.) What kind of underoo's do you wear?

       The kind I buy in the store.

 

12.) How long have you been writing?

       It’s been a while since I was a kid, so...long!

 

13.) What story/series are you most proud of?

       I’m kinda proud of The Reef-series, because it kept growing.

 

14.) Do you get hate mail and how do you handle those?

       I’ve never had any hate mail, but if I would receive some, I guess I’d just shrug my shoulders and hit delete. To me, there are more serious things to get upset about.

 

15.) How about do you get any HATE mail from readers?

       Nope

 

16.) What's the best piece of advice you got when you were starting out as a writer?

       Don’t rush into a story. Take your time to let your characters grow and develop.

 

17.) How do you lay out your stories?

       Ummm...in my head? I don’t really lay out anything. A story starts in my head and I just...write...I never really know where I’m going to, until I’ve arrived.

 

 18.) Do you have an ending before you start writing, or does it reveal itself to you as you write?

       Both, really. Sometimes I have an ending, sometimes the ending changes while I’m writing and sometimes I’m totally in the dark and have no clue about the ending at all, until the story ends.

 

19.) How do you get beyond just an idea?

       After I get an idea, I stew on it and just wait and see what my brain will do with it. When it develops into something I can write about, I take it from there.

 

 20.) How does an idea become a story?

       Stewing and fermenting. Which makes writing sound like cooking, I guess.

 

21.) What suggestions do you have for creating self-discipline at writing?

       Ha! That’s funny, because sometimes I think I don’t have any self-discipline at all. All right, let’s give myself some advice: commit yourself to the story. For me it’s hard to set aside a set time to write. I have to use whatever time I have, whenever I have it. But once I start a story, I’m very committed in finishing it. No matter how long it takes me.

 

22.) Which story/series has gotten the most response from fans?

       The Reef-series and Heart’s Choice are a tie, I guess.

 

23.) Do you like to write X&G stories or uber/original stories better?

       I haven’t tried X&G (yet), so I can’t really answer that. I do think however, that writing X&G would be harder, because you have to work with characters who already exist. There’s not much freedom in that and I guess that would be very hard to do.

 

24.) Do you envision a story before you write it, or does the story just un-fold as you write it?

       Most of the times the story unfolds as a movie in my head.

 

25.) When you've finished with the story/book do you miss those characters that you've written about?

       Yes, I do, because they’ve become a part of me.

 

26.) Do you or do you not wear underwear? If so what kind?

Trying to wear me down, huh? I still wear the kind I buy at the store.

 

27.) If you could have dinner with anyone who would it be and why?

       My partner. But if you refer to someone famous, I’d say Melissa Etheridge. I admire her strength, power and perseverance.

 

28) Who is your favorite Xmen???

       Um..that one guy...you know!

 

29) Who is your favorite super hero of all times?...IE...batman, superman, wonder woman??

       I’m still thinking...

 

30) Years from now, how would you want to be remembered?

       As somebody who touched a few lives and changed them in a positive way

 

31) What is your pet peeve?

       Hypocrisy, I can’t stand it and having to talk to somebody who is mindlessly chewing gum. I don’t mean the discrete way, but the ‘wide-open-mouthed-chewing-like-a-camel’ kind of chewing

 

32) What advice can you give to future writers?

If you want to write, then do it! Don’t waste any time making excuses not to be creative, life’s too short (and there are too many stories to tell)

 

33) What has the show Xena meant to you?

       A lot, like I answered before. It changed my life in so many ways

 

34) What are your dreams? Hopes? Wishes?

       My dream is to be a full-time writer (yeah, keep on dreaming!), my hope is to be able to combine work, writing and pleasure without getting too exhausted. My wish is that, one day, people will respect and accept each other for who they are.

 

35) What is a necessity for every writer in your opinion?

       Respect for the characters, respect for yourself and respect for your readers.

 

36) What's your favorite quote? Why and how does it affect you?

       Dare to be different. I cherish individuality and being your own person

 

37) What makes your best friend your best friend?

       The fact that she respects me for who I am and never tries to change me.

 

38) Who is your real life hero and why?

   My grandmother.  She was the most loving and generous person I've known.    The memory of her helped me through a lot of touch times.

 

39) Why do fools fall in love? ?

       Because there’s more to fools than meet the eye

 

40) When did you first know you wanted to be a writer?

       A loooong time ago

 

41) What significance, if any, is there in the title?

       A lot, at least, to me there is. I’m lousy at coming up with titles, so I have my partner help me with it. She’s better at it than I am.

 

42) Can you see the book as a feature film?

It’s a film in my head.

 

BT (strongsouljah)......

43) What vices or rituals, if any, do you have and how do they affect your writing?

          Once I’m on a roll, I don’t hear or see anything/anybody. There could be a Tornado in my backyard and I wouldn’t know it. I like being on a roll though. I think it makes the story more flowing.

 

44) Are you easily distracted by big breastesses?????

          No

 

45) Have you ever had a serious case of writer's block?

        Not yet

 

46) What’s your bra size???

       The size that fits, because it’s more comfortable that way.

 

Tammy....I'm assuming I have the right idea (I think) maybe????

1. What writer do you most compare yourself too or whom do you model yourself after?

       I don’t compare myself with anyone, really and I try (and hope) to develop my own style of writing. I still have a lot to learn though.

 

2. What writer influenced you the most?

       A Dutch writer, Thea Beckman. She was a real storytellers and keeps the reader transfixed until the end. She got me hooked on reading.

 

3. What is essential to you in your surroundings when you are writing? i.e.: music playing, incense, candles lit, food/drink, smoke pot???

       Music, sometimes, to block out barking dogs and industrious lawnmowers. But most of the time I forget the world around me.

 

4. Is your aim when writing to keep it strictly as literature or do you have goals for screenplays/motion pictures?

To me it’s a tale, nothing more, nothing less. I translate the pictures in my head into words and sentences, but I don’t have goals for screenplay or motion pictures. I’ still have so much to learn.

 

5. What is the best laid plan when writers block hits? 

I am very fortunate, I’ve never had writers block.

 

6. If you could interview/talk to any author (dead or alive) who would it be and why?

Anne Azel. I love and admire her work and I just know she has so many tales to tell....

      

7. What are your other artistic interests?

       Photography, I used to write lyrics for my brothers’ band, I love building things with my hands, remodeling.

 

8. Are you easily distracted when writing?

Not really, only when I’m really tired

 

9. Do you prefer to be alone when writing.

       No, as long as I can grab my laptop and sit in the corner somewhere to do my thing

 

10. Do you have a set time that you write (a.m. or p.m.) or when time permits?

       When time permits, yes 

 

Tina Stratton.....

1) At what age did you start?

At a young age. I’ve always made up stories

 

2) What is your best inspiration?

Could be anything, really. I know that’s a vague answer, but it’s true. Inspiration is something that can hit me any time, in any situation, through any channel.

 

3) What is inspiration for you?

Inspiration is the spark that makes a story come alive and fuels it when I’m writing. It’s that little magical thing that allows other people to live inside my head (without paying rent)

 

4) Where do you get your ideas?

Anywhere.

 

5) Do they just pop up or do you hear something or see something and think.... hey that would work?

They pop up inside my head and I let them live there and grow. When my head feels like it’s gonna burst, it’s time to write and get it out of my system. By that time, the ‘idea’ usually is a full-blown tale

 

ANNE....

1) "What would you never ever ever write about?" to keep the link with the whole bard thing.

Cricket

 

2) "If you had the to bring Xena back from the dead AGAIN, how would you do it?"

            Maybe I would let the ship Gabrielle is traveling on, get into trouble. The only way for Xena to save Gabby would be...hey, wait a minute, if Gabby would...pass on...they’d be together. Ummm...The easiest way would be to let it all be a dream, the whole ‘redemption of the many souls’ thing. Xena and Gabrielle wake up next to a dead campfire, both cranky because of the dream and PMS, ready to have a nice, passionate fight etc.etc....Now you know why I don’t write X&G stories. I suck at it LOL

 

3) "What's the most original way in which you ever killed a red shirt?"

            What red shirt are we talking about? A real piece of clothing? A Star Trek ensign? I never killed an ensign. And if I ever killed a red ‘piece of clothing’ shirt, it was probably because it shrunk.

 

4) "If you could any kind of vegetable, what would you be?"

A pea in a pod, because I'd always have company.  That reminds me, when I was a kid I had this compulsive 'pea-eating' disorder.  I HAD to eat all the peas on my plate, because I didn't want any of them to be left behind.  They'd miss their family....

 

Tap The Wizzard....

 

"Would you like to have dinner with me?"

            Depends what’s on the menu

 

NENE.....

1) One question would be where do they get the inspiration (for your stories) for all of that when writing a sex scene?

            I guess the same inspiration that creates the rest of the tale.

 

2) Ask them what made them first begin to write and not exactly how they felt about it, but what keeps them going?

            What made me begin to write is also what makes me going: I have this urge, almost a need, to write. If I don’t, I can’t really relax, the story keeps nagging me.

 

JLNICKY....USE THESE AT YOUR DISCRETION........

1.   Do you wear silk stockings?

       Do what? Nah, been there, done that, didn’t like them.

2.   Do you prefer cucumbers to finger cookies?

       Depends on the time of day

3.   Are you hooked up right now?  Tied up?  Twisted up?  (All of which are becoming I might add)

       I’m hooked up to the internet, tied to my partner and I guess I do have a twisted mind

4.   Do you prefer standard nipple clamps to those new ones that vibrate?

       I take the fifth

5.   Were you the bartender or the Dancer? (A Shadylady story...)

       Definitely the Bartender

6.   Do you own a Jag or a Honda?

No, it’s a Ford actually

7.   In your opinion is Popeye equivalent to Hercules?  Does the myth/legend over lap...is that where Hercules came from....the Popeye Sailor?

       Of course! I’m appalled you didn’t know that. What DO they teach in school these days? Hercules is Popeye with a better hairdo

8.   Is Hercules better than Sampson? You know...Delilah's Sampson?

       Who says they’ re not the same person? Which links both to them to...yes, Popeye

9.  What is your bra size?

       Size that fits

10. What’s your favorite color?

       Green

11. Ever used any of those lil ole accents in ya'lls lil ole stories?

              Nope

12. Here is a tame one...WHAT is your favorite Ice Cream Flavor?  (There is more than 31 you know).

Mango, Vanilla,

13. Have you ever gotten the shits from eating too much cheesecake?

       Nope

14. Have you ever had Wild Turkey AND Bourbon in the same night?  If so, who held your head over the porcelain goddess?

I can’t say I ever had those in the same night, but maybe I ‘ve forgotten about it, or just blocked it out.

15. Did you ever think there were people out in the world just as twisted as you?

Have you ever met my family?

 

16. Who is YOUR favorite author?

       I knew that question would pop up somewhere. I don’t think I have one specific favorite author. I like Karin Kallmaker, Missy Good, Cameron Abbott, Nene Adams, sHaYcH, Blayne Cooper, Anne Azel and many others.


17. Do you ever think, by the far stretch of the imagination, there possibly, somewhere out there, could probably, maybe be people out in the world just as twisted as you?

       Like I said, have you ever met my family?

18. Boxers or briefs?

       Boxers

19. How do you (the writer) deal with the feedback you receive? 

            I always try to reply to each and every e-mail I receive

20. Is the genre that you write most in, such as mystery, romance Etc...

            Adventure/romance/action

21. The genre that you read most in?

            Adventure/romance/mystery/history

22. Have you ever written outside your comfort zone?

Not yet

 

DJ.....

---Do they write spontaneously or plot the story out in intricate detail before writing?

Spontaneously. I never plan in detail. The storyline sometimes surprises me as well.

 

---How much of the bard's own personal life experiences and worldview enter their characters and story?

I don’t think I can write and not put something of myself in the story, so, every story has a part of Lois in it and also a part of my worldview.

---When they write, are they moved by what they create, or do they view it dispassionately?

I have to ‘feel’ what I write.

---is there a particular time of day or environment in which they feel most creative?

I’m just happy to have time to write, whenever or wherever that might be

---is (are) there a particular work of fiction which had a profound impact upon them as a youngster?  Whom do they particularly admire?

One of the Dutch writers I mentioned before, Thea Beckman, has written a Trilogy about a society that’s being ruled by women. In the story, men had been responsible for wars and almost destroying all life on the planet, so the women took over.

It’s an amazing story. Of course it’s pure fiction, but Beckman’s view of what women are capable of doing, has made an impact on me. It’s by far one of my favorite books.

---how crazy or unrestrained do they allow themselves to get when writing?  Do they discipline themselves, or just 'let go'?

I just go where the muse takes me to....

---is there a particular piece of work that they cringe at having posted, or had totally bomb (often, much to their surprise)?

I don’t really cringe about it (maybe a little), but The Reef was my first tale in English and looking back I see so many mistakes! I’m in the process of re-editing, by the way. The new version should be a lot better.

---is there anything that they'd never write?

Again, Id never write about cricket

---have they written a story that got an unexpected response from readers either for good or, er, bad?

I value any response that’s not hate mail, in that regard, all the responses have been unexpected, because none of them were bad

 

SHERI...BON BON AKA...Ri The Bard

When you write do you go with the flow or do you have it  outlined?

Definitely go with the flow.

This one is for Wizzy imagination, what do you wear when you’re working on your writing (VBG)

Comfortable clothes. I don’t want to restrict the flow of blood to my brain

 Sherri

 

PHAIR.... M. Mullaney

 

Suggestions for interview questions: 

1.  Topics you won't write about? Cricket

2.  Writing rituals? None, really

3.  Favorite writing instrument (i.e. pen, pencil, typewriter, computer) laptop

4.  Worst book you ever read? Manual for my treadmill

5.  Pen or keyboard? Keyboard, my longhand is atrocious.  

6.  Favorite ice cream flavor? Mango

7.  Favorite reading format:  hardcover, paperback, book on tape, or online? Anything, as long as I like the story

8.  When you're not writing what do you do with yourself? Work, spent time with my partner, watch TV, work on the house, playstation 2, read, travel, looking for perfect pictures..

9.  Favorite comfort food?

 I’m not sure...it’s a tie between pancakes and Dutch apple pie

Hope that helps or at least made you smile.

Mullaney

 

What does being published mean to you?

Having my work published would be nice, but to me it’s not the end of the world if I’ll never be published. I write because I love to write and because I know there are people out there who like to read my tales.

What do you expect to receive from the process?

Experience

What state do you live in?

Oklahoma

What do you like to read?

Adventure/romance/mystery, history, Popular Mechanics LOL

What made you want to write?

My imagination. Also, writing, to me, provided a way to deal with life. It kept me sane

Where do you see yourself in the future?

In Oklahoma, combining being a Nurse Practitioner with writing

Do you have any pets & family?

Yes...I have a partner, two cats and back in The Netherlands I have parents, 4 brothers and ten nieces and nephews...

What story that you have written do you like the best?    

Heart’s Choice

Do you have a story that was hard for you to write?

Ripples in Times was a little hard, because, even though it’s fiction, I wanted to get the historical facts right...sort of

Do you put a little bit of yourself in each story something that might of happen in your life to you?

Yes, I think I do

What stories do you like to read? All sorts

What shows do you like and who is your favorite stars?

I like Star Trek Voyager, Xena, ER, Medium and shows on Animal Planet, Discovery Channel and National Geographic Channel

What are you writing on now?

LOL Something I like to start posting by the end of April....

Do you have any stories published or hope to get any published?

Nope. I might give it a try

If you had to tell anyone about yourself on what type a person you are what would you say?

I’m a ‘down -to-earth ‘ dreamer, who can be annoyingly stubborn. I don’t like hypocrisy or injustice and I sometimes have difficulty with authority. I think one of my best qualities is my patience. My worst one is my stubborn streak. I guess I’m not very annoying, since I get along with everybody. As a child and teenager I was mortally shy. I was almost afraid of people I guess. Thank goodness that changed. I think one of the best things I did, was going to Nursing College. It helped me conquer my shyness and helped the real Lois to surface. Now I like people LOL

If some one asked you a question on how they could get stated writing what would you tell them?

To me it’s simple: just start and see where the muse leads you. Have somebody you trust read your work and give you some advice (if needed). It’s good to have somebody to bounce off some ideas

I hoped this helped and is the kind of questions you wanted.

 Debbie Dee

 

Some serious stuff I would love to hear about is how often do the authors write? Daily or?

I try to write daily, but Real Life...!!!

Where or what were some of the funniest things to happen that gave them inspiration for their stores and what was it?

I’ve been thinking about this for a while and I really don’t know! Some funny things that give me inspiration are my own experiences, but just as many times it’s just something that happens in my head. It’s not linked to one certain event or experience. The only personal experience that turned into inspiration for a story, is linked to The Reef. And it wasn’t even a funny one LOL

Are they pet lovers?

I love animals!

If so what kind of pets do they have?

Two cats. We also had a dog, but had to put him down a couple of months ago.

Jude...Beta reader for the SB101

 

Author’s of a story wants feed back but 5 out of 10 never bother’s to write u back. Why?

Maybe because they think someone else will send the author feedback...

Why don't folks finish their stories?

I know! Annoying, huh?

Say someone has an idea for a story but they can't write worth a damned would one of you writer’s consider writing it, where u get the credit for the writing but give credit to the person who sent u the idea?

I’d give credit to the person who’d given me the idea

DOT....

 

1. What does feedback mean to you as a writer and how does it influence how you write?

Feedback is a wonderful motivator. Knowing there are readers who eagerly wait for the next chapter, make writing so much fun.

 

2. Do you use outlines?

    Not really. I guess I should 

 

3. How do you choose your characters?   

They choose me

 

4. How do you handle it when a reader asks why you used a certain plot device?

If they’d ask a question like that, I guess I’d answer them as best as I can, which could be difficult, since I do whatever strikes my fancy

 

5. What is the primary reason you post stories to the internet?

     The pleasure it gives me and the people who read my work. There are so many authors who gave me a lot of reading pleasure; I wanted to return the favor

 

6.  Have you ever thought about writing outside your comfort zone?  If so what?

       No, not really. It’s something to think about, though...

 

KODA GRAYSTONE

 

Robin Alexander

I'd ask...When do you finally feel comfortable turning your stories loose on the public. LOL it still makes me nervous when I post.

       I know. The first time I open my e-mail box after posting the first installment of a new story, my palms are sweaty and I’m actually nervous LOL I feel comfortable posting after my partner has checked the part for inconsistencies and other...weirdness, my proofreader has pointed out all the grammar goof ups and I have edited the whole thing and have read it all over again. Then I quickly post it, because I know that every time I re-read it, there’s something else I’ll change, or add.

 

Thank you, Lois Kay for taking time to give a slight peek into your life as a writer.

Feedback is welcome. 

Send to   loiskay@cox.net  or Instant Feedback

 

April 6, 2005

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