Wizzy’s Wackyweed...HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY...
Interview with
Wizzy
by Shadylady
Introduction by Wizzy:
We started this site a year ago today.... without the readers there would be no stories to tell, no rambles to post and nothing to fight with Shadylady about....(WEFG) I want to thank each and everyone of the readers who have kept coming back each week to see what is new!
With this ramble it is up to the reader to decide what is real and what is a bold faced LIE...heheheheee.... to those who had no faith in us I want to say “WE DID THIS BACKASSWARDS and in ARMY BOOTS!!!!”
To Shady, the one who is truly the glue who holds us together each night in the postings! So help you and your little dog ifin you done pulled my leg and LIED to me to get this ramble from me...I did it under pure protest! You’re the best friend and a greater sister then one could ever ask for! Thanks for being you Shadylady!!!
Keep in mind as you read this interview, what you see is what you get when it comes to me. I am as sarcastic in R/L as I am in the words below! Again thank you for taking the time to read our stories and rambles!
Wizz
PS: Send ALL HATE mail to SHADYLADY this time, this ones HER FAULT!
(As usual I have to fight to get a word in edgewise. I did have to beg, plead and promise to give my first born (hehe) to her if she gave me an interview. After me groveling, and her pissing and moaning, Wizzy finally agreed to give me an interview when I loaded her with a guilt trip that all the readers wanted to know more about the elusive Web Mistress that sends out the updates and the writer we have all come to look forward to as a great comedic relief. .....SO let the show begin......Shadylady)
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Shadylady: Wizz we will need a writer ramble by Tuesday night so it can run on Wednesday
Shadylady: so if i can trap you for a few minutes
Shadylady: that would be good
Wizzy: ok
Wizzy: remind me
Shadylady: this week was a lot better
Shadylady: and I didn't spend nearly as much time with us doing it ahead of time
Wizzy: ok
Shadylady: is there something that you want me to do
Wizzy: not that I can think of...well yes there is
Wizzy: so how do you plan on doing my interview?
Shadylady: how do you want to do it
Wizzy: don’t ask me
Wizzy: your the one wanting this done
Wizzy: I am not helping
Wizzy: LMMFAO
Shadylady: when do you want to do it
Shadylady: 1. when did you first discover you liked writing
Wizzy: humm....
Wizzy: before I answer that I want to say....I AM DOING THIS UNDER PURE UNADULTERATED PROTEST!!!!
Wizzy: I think it was when I got my first box of Crayolah Crayons
Shadylady: yeah yeah i hear you, you begged me to do this interview
Wizzy: FUCKER
Wizzy: I DID NOT
Wizzy: you bitched an moaned an LIED to me telling me Tap,Koda, Mary an a bunch of others whined till you put on your Kevlar gloves to ask an plead an BEG me to do this
Shadylady: well what ever works
Wizzy: I shouldn’t say whine...I think you used the words BITCHED to you about it
Wizzy: cuz theys to chicken shit to ask ME
Shadylady: 2. Steel Free Fall was your first net story -- how did you decide on that story and what did it mean to you
Wizzy: humm cuz it was the only one I had done
Wizzy: that wasnt still in crayon
Shadylady: no i mean why that topic
Wizzy: I use a blue crayon ya know
Wizzy: cuz I like heights
Shadylady: no what color blue and why not RED
Wizzy: cuz red's for LOOOZERS
Wizzy: turn on your voice
Shadylady: how long have you been writing
Shadylady: no you'll cuss at me
Wizzy: you asked me that for craps sakes
Wizzy: do it
Shadylady: 3. How long have you been writing
Wizzy: eee above answer
Wizzy: see
Wizzy: since I could how a crayon
Wizzy: well hell
Wizzy: fuckered THAT answer up
Shadylady: so that was since you been drawing stick figures
Wizzy: since I could HOLD*** a crayon
Shadylady: like last year
Wizzy: naw
Wizzy: last week
Wizzy: get it write
Wizzy: er...wright?
Wizzy: or is that rite?
Shadylady: 4. why have you chosen to post your writing on the net
Wizzy: because I can
Wizzy: its free an dont cost me a penny
Wizzy: an it pisses people off at how bad my grammar SUCKS
Shadylady: 5. Tell me about your envolvement with Xena and how does she affect your writing style
Wizzy: Xena dont affect my writting as I didint know she even exsisted untill 6 years ago.... and besides the blonde side kick she has is annoying
Wizzy: I HATED the show the first time I saw it
Shadylady: So all your stories are originals stories
Wizzy: I watched it one night because my EVIL partner MADE ME
Wizzy: an then as it went along it got better
Wizzy: thats a lable
Wizzy: I dont do lables
Wizzy: orginal is a lable to me
Wizzy: I write whatever comes to mind
Shadylady: what kind of under roos do you wear
Shadylady: and I already know what kind of bra
Wizzy: even if poeple dont like it...I would hope they would take the time to find the moral to the damned story
Wizzy: SPIDERMAN UNDEROO's
Wizzy: an NO BRA
Wizzy: titties to the fuckin WIND
Wizzy: just like Taps picture
Wizzy: heheheheee
Shadylady: what color is your toothbrush and what kind of toothpaste
Wizzy: I use muratic acid tooth paste and a wire brush
Shadylady: i figured as much after seeing your pointed teeth with all the black spots on them
Wizzy: those werent black spots of rotten teeth
Shadylady: no wonder you walk around with a paper bag over your head
Wizzy: that was BUGS from ridding bike
Shadylady: are you talking about that tricycle you have
Wizzy: naw that aint to hide my cute looks
Wizzy: its because my REAL job is the Unknown Comic
Shadylady: the one with the HONK HONK horn
Wizzy: naw
Wizzy: its a tard cart
Shadylady: a what cart,
Wizzy: its got four wheels so I dont tip over an knock out any more teeth
Wizzy: tardcart
Shadylady: gotcha
Wizzy: I gots to wear a helmut now and a mouth piece
Shadylady: trainging wheels kind of like a training bra
Wizzy: an safety goggles
Wizzy: whats a trainging bra?
Wizzy: your tits do tricks?
Wizzy: WOW can you teach Tap too?
Shadylady: 2 bandaid strips over your nips
Wizzy: oh hell
Wizzy: Ive seen urs
Shadylady: my what
Shadylady: liar
Wizzy: aint no GD way that will cover them
Wizzy: I got pictures to PROVE IT
Shadylady: i don't wear a training bra
Wizzy: shall we post them with this?
Shadylady: wait a damn minute - this is an interview of YOU not me
Wizzy: ok ya know we REALLY got side tracked
Wizzy: so?
Wizzy: when tlaking to me you never know what I am gonna say or do or ask
Shadylady: ok
Wizzy: and I cant speel worth this
Wizzy: SHIT...not this
Shadylady: back on track - i forgot the number so i'll add it in later
Wizzy: DAMMIT
Wizzy: why?
Wizzy: screw the numbers
Wizzy: we didnt do yurs like that
Shadylady: where does your inspiration come from for your stories
Wizzy: the cat
Wizzy: but it died last week
Wizzy: naw
Wizzy: everyday life
Shadylady: and just what did the cat inspire
Wizzy: live it an walk the path daily
Wizzy: and youll see alot of this in my stories
Wizzy: how to make kitty rocca
Shadylady: what story or stories are you most proud of
Wizzy: all of them
Wizzy: because its something I finished
Wizzy: even if they never went to number one or I got hate mail over them
Wizzy: I write them for me first
Wizzy: because the little voice's tell me to
Wizzy: if someone heppends to like them then thats an added bonus
Shadylady: on that note, how do you handle what you call hate mail
Wizzy: depedns
Wizzy: on what the hate mail says
Shadylady: you wear depends
Wizzy: if it is down right nasty and not constructive critism then they get a nasty email back
Shadylady: aren't they a little hot and rough
Wizzy: if its nice an suggestive then I answer nicely and thank them for thier time
Wizzy: an no
Wizzy: i aint old enough like YOU to wear those yet
Shadylady: thanks for reminding me of my stately age
Shadylady: i am so dignified
Wizzy: if thier hot an rough it makes for a wild ride dont it? you should know that you wrote the book on hot an rough
Shadylady: What's the best piece of advice you got when you were starting out as a writer?
Wizzy: learn how to speel
Shadylady: and did you lern how to speel
Wizzy: and I said how can you speel if you cant find it in the GD dictionary?
Wizzy: so in-turn how the hell can you look up a word ifin you cant speel it?
Wizzy: its a cycle that never ends
Wizzy: so I dont own a dictionary
Wizzy: thats what I got you for
Wizzy: hehehehe
Shadylady: no i have seen your library
Wizzy: an a damned good beta( THANKS Jude)
Shadylady: you have been hording stories written by Fantasy Bard
Wizzy: yeah Anne rice's Sleeping Beauty books
Wizzy: can you say PORNO???
Shadylady: PORNO what is that
Shadylady: i have never seen that word before
Wizzy: I do want to get the 2000/November Iusse of Playboy
Wizzy: LIARFACE
Shadylady: what is special about that issue
Shadylady: put the dog out of your lap and stop burping in my ear and answer the damn questions
Wizzy: BITCH
Wizzy: I was busy loving my puppy
Wizzy: an DINGO belched in ur ear not ME
Shadylady: well at least it was a puppy and not a pu....
Wizzy: an Chyna is in that issue
Wizzy: shes a wrestler, for the WWF? I think
Wizzy: I cant recall what division she wrestled for
Shadylady: tell them who DINGO is
Wizzy: NO
Shadylady: YES BRAT
Wizzy: thats a NUNYA
Shadylady: what is a NUNYA
Wizzy: NUN YA BEEZWAX
Shadylady: ok spoil sport next question
Wizzy: bout time
Shadylady: Do you have an ending before you start writing, or does it reveal itself to you as you write?
Wizzy: shit ive been waiting all night
Shadylady: and i mean an ending to a story
Wizzy: nope an nope
Wizzy: yeah KILL THEM ALL
Shadylady: tell us about your writing style
Wizzy: then write a filler in the middle
Shadylady: how do you write
Wizzy: NO
Shadylady: YES
Shadylady: pretty please with butter on it
Wizzy: with a pencil a number 9 sized led
Wizzy: I AHTE BUTTAH
Wizzy: HATE**
Shadylady: ok peanut butter
Shadylady: no make that cheese whiz
Wizzy: it hardens your arties
Wizzy: yuck
Wizzy: thats nasty
Wizzy: no cheesewhiz
Wizzy: CHEESEYDIP
Shadylady: kind of like super string huh
Wizzy: or PIZZA an we will talk
Wizzy: no
Wizzy: more like snot
Wizzy: yuck
Wizzy: my style is humor
Wizzy: it has to have humor in it
Wizzy: lifes to damned short not to enjoy it for all its worth
Shadylady: i agree
Wizzy: so I write whatever comes to mind
Wizzy: i just sit down an write
Shadylady: laughter keeps us young so that must account for your youthful attitude and looks
Wizzy: no style so to speak
Wizzy: ACH
Wizzy: you need glasses
Shadylady: do you prefer older or younger women?
Wizzy: jesus
Wizzy: neither
Shadylady: LIAR
Wizzy: they are all NUTS an WACKED OUT
Wizzy: can you say PROZAC?
Shadylady: if you stuck on a desserted island, who would you want with you
Wizzy: it should be a LAW
Shadylady: and i don't do drugs at all
Wizzy: Jayne
Shadylady: who is Jane
Shadylady: is that Trazan's Jane
Wizzy: an no shes not tarzan's G/F
Wizzy: no
Shadylady: and are you cheeta
Wizzy: MY JAYNE
Shadylady: the monkey
Wizzy: shes my guardian angel
Wizzy: Id be whatever she wnated me to be
Wizzy: an if shes no9t available
Shadylady: i have never met her when i was flying around watching you
Wizzy: id have to say Terri Clark
Wizzy: no
Wizzy: I aint met her either
Wizzy: but yet I have
Wizzy: you figure THAT one out
Wizzy: LMAO
Shadylady: Soul Sisters????
Wizzy: naw
Wizzy: thats all I am going to disclose on that
Shadylady: ok back to writing
Wizzy: she knows an thats all that matters
Wizzy: I cant write
Wizzy: I only look at the nakid pictures
Shadylady: have you ever experienced writers block (and no lying on this one or i'll tell them the truth)
Wizzy: an I cant find me glasses
Wizzy: fuck yes
Wizzy: those GD voices run off with a cross dressing drag queen
Wizzy: an leave me hanging for years
Wizzy: do you honestly think your going to get a REAL serios answer out of me?
Wizzy: please
Wizzy: no way in hell said sam I am
Shadylady: What suggestions do you have for creating self-discipline at writing?
Shadylady: and that is writing discipline not physical discipline
Wizzy: disciplane?
Wizzy: what the hell is THAT?
Wizzy: is that like Tattoo the midget?
Wizzy: de plane de plane?
Wizzy: I dont have any
Shadylady: that task that says i'll write for so many minutes per day, week, month, year
Wizzy: I write on the train, standing up,sitting down on the toilet,in bed,(Yes I sleep alone, well with two dogs)
Wizzy: nope
Wizzy: I write when the mood hits me
Wizzy: I carry a notebook with me at all times
Shadylady: and how does it hit you, mellow or hard and fast
Wizzy: one in my BP an one in my back pocket
Wizzy: and someone sent me this voice recorder so I can tape shit I might forget
Wizzy: if it hits me I hit back
Wizzy: ten times as hard
Shadylady: so you write your stories in a notebook and later type them to computer
Wizzy: sometimes
Wizzy: depends on the story
Wizzy: I got one right now I am only writting on the puter
Wizzy: cuase its a longwinded one an has alot to do with history
Wizzy: an you know how i love to AX MURDER history
Shadylady: oh yes
Shadylady: but what is history anyway, anything that has happened in the past even as short as 30sec ago
Wizzy: trueism
Wizzy: hehehe
Wizzy: a new word
Wizzy: let the gramar freak figure out that one
Wizzy: opps
Wizzy: grammar
Wizzy: heheheheee
Shadylady: and how many times have you used the taperecorder that SOMEONE sent you
Shadylady: huh huh , come on answer
Wizzy: wait till I finish the Musketeers an the Boston Tea party one
Wizzy: since that formentioned SOMEONE I have filled the tape
Shadylady: when will that one be ready
Wizzy: SO THERE
Wizzy: when I get it done
Wizzy: I do not rush my writting
Wizzy: look at the ending of Steel Free Fall
Shadylady: Do you like to write with other writers and if so why?
Wizzy: its been two years
Wizzy: I now have 4 beginings an 3 endings
Wizzy: or was it the other way around?
Wizzy: because I can
Wizzy: hehehe
Shadylady: can what
Shadylady: i can you can we all can but what
Wizzy: no I am picky who I write with because not everyone likes the slang and the twisted humor I use
Wizzy: but what what?
Wizzy: because I can do the can con?
Wizzy: DOH
Wizzy: can can*
Shadylady: no why did you answer can when asked about writing with others
Wizzy: or con depending on if your in prison and readin this
Wizzy: aree you paying attention??
Wizzy: I ANSWERED IT
Wizzy: HELLOOO???
Wizzy: scroll up
Shadylady: you are just slower than me
Wizzy: hell ifin I am
Shadylady: or is it cause i am slower than you
Wizzy: IM waiting on the next question for God's sakes
Shadylady: Which story/series has gotten the most response from fans?
Shadylady: and do you have any fans?
Wizzy: none of them
Wizzy: nope
Wizzy: they all hate me
Wizzy: I pay them to hate me
Shadylady: yeah yeah that is why you have 3 separate mail addresses to handle all the fan mail
Shadylady: Do you envision a story before you write it, or does the story just un-fold as you write it?
Wizzy: umm you forgot to mention under 10 different names
Wizzy: sometimes its done before I write it
Shadylady: shuuuu i was keeping that quiet
Shadylady: how can it be done before you write it
Wizzy: other times I have to fight with those drag queens to stop humping my muse in my head to get them to write
Wizzy: in my head
Wizzy: kinda like a movie
Wizzy: so to speak
Wizzy: hell if I know
Shadylady: so you lay out the story and it unfolds as you write
Wizzy: dont you hear voices in ur head?
Wizzy: you just ask me that
Shadylady: no not voices but very colorful full length movies
Wizzy: yours in color?
Wizzy: those fuckers
Wizzy: I dont get mine in color
Shadylady: yes aren't your
Wizzy: nope
Wizzy: cheap bastards
Wizzy: IM gonna havta sit down and have a tlak with those muse's of mine
Wizzy: dammit
Wizzy: a TALK with them I meant
Wizzy: hurry up
Shadylady: when you are writing do you like complete silence or that LOUD country wailing you call country music playing
Wizzy: I dont listen to that crap
Wizzy: yuck
Wizzy: its BLUE GRASS
Wizzy: hehehehehee
Wizzy: naw
Shadylady: gag
Wizzy: I like OLD CLASSIC country
Wizzy: like Waylon Willie Dolly
Shadylady: I can pinch my nose closed and sing for you and sound just like them
Wizzy: an my hero George Jones
Wizzy: you can sing just like that with OUT holding your nose
Shadylady: i don't sing for your information
Shadylady: When you've finished with the story/book do you miss those characters that you've written about?
Wizzy: why do you think I turn the radio up all the way when traveling with you
Wizzy: no I guess your right
Wizzy: ya dont sing cuz your bucket to carry a tune LEAKS
Wizzy: hell no I dont miss them
Wizzy: I wish I could end each story with them all DEAD
Shadylady: go ahead insult me but you still have to answer the frigging questions
Wizzy: but then Tap and DD would send me more hate mail
Wizzy: shit
Shadylady: why do you want to kill off your characters
Wizzy: you shoudl be use to the insluts by now
Shadylady: what about sequels
Wizzy: because then the readers wont write me an tell me I left things unsaid or questions unanswered
Wizzy: I HATE THEM
Shadylady: what the readers or sequels
Wizzy: I am struggling to finish Steel Free Fall
Wizzy: BOTH
Wizzy: hehehehehehee
Wizzy: NAW
Wizzy: IM kidding
Wizzy: I just dont like to have to go back in time
Wizzy: an most of the stories I have were written when I was WAY younger
Wizzy: and it is hard to put your self back into that frame of mind an recapture that feeling you had to nail the story the first time around
Shadylady: so you are saying you can't remember back in time or choose not to remember
Wizzy: make sense?
Shadylady: yes
Shadylady: If you could have dinner with anyone who would it be and why?
Wizzy: I am taking the 5th on that one
Wizzy: well thats a hard one
Wizzy: there wouldbe two people
Wizzy: can I pick two?
Shadylady: sure anyone
Wizzy: You
Wizzy: and R.A.
Wizzy: she knows who she is
Wizzy: I bet it would be a hoot to sit down you with an her an have supper
Wizzy: bet we would all get tossed out on our ass's
Shadylady: Who is your favorite super hero of all times?...IE...batman, superman, wonder woman?
Wizzy: WOLVERINE
Wizzy: oh wiat
Wizzy: you mean SPIDERMAN
Shadylady: why you like his teeth
Wizzy: hell no
Wizzy: his RAZORS
Wizzy: super hero is SPIDERMAN
Shadylady: any superhero and why spiderman
Shadylady: what makes him special
Wizzy: my favorite X-Men is WOLVERINE
Shadylady: i know you want to jump around like him on a bungee cord
Wizzy: because I could trap sexy red heads in a web an look at them up close and personal
Wizzy: naw
Shadylady: and NO i will not go bungee jumping with you
Wizzy: Ive done that
Wizzy: its SKYDIVING NEXT
Wizzy: hehehehee
Wizzy: CHICKEN SHIT
Shadylady: you go by yourself then
Wizzy: I KNEW YA WOULD SAY THAT
Wizzy: BAWK BAWK BAWK
Shadylady: no way am i going to voluntarily jump out of a plane
Shadylady: i am not that damn stupid
Wizzy: hell who said ya'd do it volentarily?
Wizzy: opps
Wizzy: speeled THAT wrong
Shadylady: being the nut you are Years from now, how would you want to be remembered?
Wizzy: hehehehee
Wizzy: as being dead
Wizzy: heheheheee
Shadylady: what do you want to be when you come back
Shadylady: if you get to come back
Wizzy: Gramma always said if she could make one person smile in a day her day was completed
Wizzy: I hope to be remembered that same way
Wizzy: an if I come back I will haunt the fucker who brought me back
Wizzy: this is hell we are living in
Shadylady: all you have to do is take out your teeth and you'll get a lot of people to smile
Wizzy: naw
Wizzy: thats you who has fake teeth
Shadylady: nope i paid for them and they are mine
Shadylady: What is your pet peeve?
Wizzy: I got a cpiture of them in the hotel at the beach sitting in a cup next to your bed
Wizzy: YOU
Wizzy: hehehehee
Shadylady: i am not a pet
Wizzy: people who LIE
Shadylady: or a peeve what ever that is
Wizzy: I cant stand people who LIE TO ME
Shadylady: i don't know anyone that lies
Wizzy: WANNA BET???
Wizzy: I can give you 3 letters to remind you
Shadylady: are you lying to me know
Wizzy: nope
Wizzy: D and B and C
Shadylady: What advice can you give to future writers?
Wizzy: write for you and only YOU...not for others...write for your self first....if people enojy it from there is a bonus for you
Shadylady: that is so true
Wizzy: because I found there is always someone who is not going to like you
Wizzy: and you cant please eveyone unless your name is Tap
Wizzy: shes got it going on,shes one HOT HOT sexy Gramma
Shadylady: after all i wouldn't be writing at all without your advice or encouragement
Wizzy: oh bullshit
Wizzy: I am not going to take credit for that
Shadylady: sure you are
Wizzy: you write because your good at it
Wizzy: nope
Shadylady: i lost my bet to you
Wizzy: you cant make me
Wizzy: im bigger then you
Wizzy: you loose EVERY bet with me
Shadylady: i am older and you said you respect your elders
Wizzy: ok
Wizzy: yes ma'am now go fuck off
Shadylady: What's your favorite quote? Why and how does it affect you
Wizzy: heheheheheee
Shadylady: brat
Wizzy: I have so many
Shadylady: i know what it is
Shadylady: i do I do
Wizzy: but I think right now it would be from Captain B.A. Wilson......
Wizzy: ok what is it smartass?
Shadylady: POOOOOOOOOOOOF
Wizzy: that too
Wizzy: but this one is for the women of the 319th divison of the WASP..... By Cap.Wilson
Wizzy: From the beginning of time nothing was
Accomplished without women...
And nothing has been ignored more than their accomplishments.”
Captain Barbara A. Wilson, USAF (RET.)
Wizzy: as those women who were test pilots and worked for our so called wonderful government got such a raw deal when WWII was over
Shadylady: what is the WASP women's unit
Wizzy: Women Airforce Service Pilots, WASP of WWII,
Shadylady: What makes your best friend your best friend?
Wizzy: because YOU accept me for WHO I am
Wizzy: with faults and all
Wizzy: an we remain strong FRIENDS(NOT LOVERS OR ANYTHING) But Friends through it all
Wizzy: seems people think you cant have a best friend without sleeping with them
Wizzy: it sickens me to know people always assume things are going on when they are not
Shadylady: well I can say for a certainty that i have never in my wildest imagination thought of sleeping with you either
Wizzy: but as my best friend you are the only one who knows if I have lied on this or not.... an will never tell the truth if I did or not
Wizzy: that would be like incest
Wizzy: YUCK
Wizzy: lmao
Wizzy: you kill me
Shadylady: sometimes i feel like i could
Shadylady: kill you that is
Wizzy: DITTO
Wizzy: Ive pinched your head off many nights
Shadylady: just kidding
Wizzy: this poor picture is trashed
Wizzy: but the TEAL GRANNYROO's still show up in it quiet nicely ifin I do say so myself
Shadylady: you promised you would not discuss my underwear
Shadylady: What significance, if any, is there in the title?
Wizzy: OMG you trying to start a fight with me?
Wizzy: TITLE???
Shadylady: yes the words usually found at the top of the page
Wizzy: an the underoo's picture can be purchased by the highest bidder
Shadylady: before your name
Shadylady: over my dead body
Wizzy: theres not a GD thing to it
Wizzy: shoudlnt you be more worried about a disclaimer?
Wizzy: its something to call it to save it to your fucking computer
Wizzy: LMMFAO
Shadylady: no cause it is too late after posting to disclaim anything
Wizzy: nope
Wizzy: read MY disclaimers then youll know EXACTLY what the story is about
Wizzy: if not and you send me hate mail about something and you have not read it your screwed an will get hate mail back
Shadylady: Here is a question for BT better know as Strongsouljah
Shadylady: Are you easily distracted by big breastesses?????
Wizzy: HELL YES
Wizzy: aint everyone?
Wizzy: BUT
Wizzy: they have to be attached to a red head
Wizzy: YUMMMY
Wizzy: an she had better be a TRUE RED HEAD
Wizzy: hehehehehee
Wizzy: with blue eyes
Shadylady: down girl....down
Shadylady: stop drooling on the camera lens
Shadylady: What is essential to you in your surroundings when you are writing?
Wizzy: if she had push a door open with her elbows out in front of her with out hitting the door with her boobs they aint big enough
Shadylady: ? i.e.: music playing, incense, candles lit, food/drink, smoke pot???
Wizzy: oh hell\
Wizzy: hands down a BIGASS 420 BOWL
Wizzy: an chips an dip for when the munchies set in
Wizzy: but of course I can pass a drug test
Wizzy: ask TJK
Wizzy: she knows I can
Wizzy: hehehehehee
Wizzy: speakin of TJK shes RED HEAD
Wizzy: to bad shes straight dammuit
Wizzy: -u
Shadylady: well I know what you mean and I am NOT going enlighten this audience any more
Wizzy: hehehehehee
Wizzy: me either
Wizzy: let 'em wonder about that one
Shadylady: If you could interview/talk to any author (dead or alive) who would it be and why?
Wizzy: lmao
Wizzy: Larisa
Shadylady: GOOD ONE
Wizzy: WHOS YOUR DADDY
Shadylady: why
Wizzy: hehehehe
Wizzy: and why?
Wizzy: Because shes my twin
Shadylady: I have heard rumors she was your twin
Wizzy: and she writes with humor and suspense
Wizzy: its true
Wizzy: we are twins
Shadylady: tell us more just how you are related
Wizzy: by a new process
Wizzy: I cant tell you about
Wizzy: or we would have to kill you
Shadylady: i know what twins are but lets see how you answer that one
Wizzy: its a secrete
Wizzy: ask Larisa
Shadylady: Do you look alike
Wizzy: mom lost our birth certificates
Wizzy: sure
Shadylady: Liar
Wizzy: cept I have one blue eye an she has brown eyes
Shadylady: and both of you are the same height?
Wizzy: we are the same height and our baby pictures look exactly alike
Shadylady: and have the same hair color?
Wizzy: yes
Wizzy: yehaup
Shadylady: Are you easily distracted when writing?
Wizzy: OMG Larisa is gonna get hate mail now
Wizzy: hehehehee
Wizzy: huh?>
Shadylady: anyone reading this will already know that answer
Wizzy: only if its your GDMFing dog wanting to play or theres BIG BOOBIES ON TV
Wizzy: ok
Shadylady: i don't have a GDMF dog - mine is a little Prince
Wizzy: the one you dropped off here in March
Wizzy: and left here
Wizzy: abandon is more like it
Shadylady: only cause you begged me to every day for 5 months
Wizzy: just left her here under the bed
Wizzy: I DID NOT
Wizzy: LIARFACE
Wizzy: next question
Wizzy: lmao
Shadylady: If you could any kind of vegetable, what would you be?
Wizzy: a hot dog
Wizzy: cuz then everyone would eat me
Wizzy: and I am not a tree hugger
Wizzy: so I dont eat veggies
Wizzy: YUCK
Shadylady: a hot dog is not a vegie
Wizzy: sure it is
Wizzy: its made from lips and assholes
Shadylady: those are not vegies
Wizzy: and anything else they can scrape off the floor
Shadylady: that is Meat
Wizzy: heheheheheee
Wizzy: Ill quit while I'm ahead
Shadylady: for the feminine side of you
Shadylady: . Do you wear silk stockings?
Wizzy: nope
Wizzy: I wear fish nets
Wizzy: and combat boots
Wizzy: and I dont shave my legs or arm pits
Wizzy: and I am currantly trying to grow a beard
Shadylady: so you are one hairy beast
Wizzy: sure I got hairy breasts
Wizzy: hehehehee
Wizzy: I told you
Shadylady: if you say so but dont EVER show me
Wizzy: I am not answering these correctly
Wizzy: let them wonder about me
Wizzy: show you
Shadylady: What's your favorite color?
Wizzy: you taught me how to not shave my back anymore
Wizzy: BLUE
Shadylady: why blue
Shadylady: why not red
Shadylady: or purple
Shadylady: or black
Wizzy: your the one who told me I could get a staff infection from shaving my back
Wizzy: are you telling me you lied again?
Wizzy: NO
Wizzy: YUCK
Wizzy: BLUE
Shadylady: . Do you ever think, by the far stretch of the imagination, there possibly, somewhere out there, could probably, maybe be people out in the world just as twisted as you?
Wizzy: red an black togther are agressive colors and to hard on the eyes
Wizzy: sure
Wizzy: YOU
Wizzy: only your WORSE then me
Wizzy: sick and twisted
Shadylady: no i am not i am a sweet innocent angel
Wizzy: OMG
Wizzy: youll rot in HELL for lying ya know
Shadylady: nope
Wizzy: yes
Shadylady: cause i live in hell now and i am not rotten
Wizzy: because I am taking you with me
Wizzy: sure you are
Wizzy: I see those fruit flies swarming around you
Shadylady: that is cause they are attracted to sugar
Shadylady: and I am all southern suga
Shadylady: Have you ever written outside your
comfort zone?
Wizzy: or rotten fruitcakes like you
Wizzy: yes
Wizzy: I hated it
Wizzy: Blackstetson is the name I used for that reason
Wizzy: its for those LAMEASSED stories people title a PWP
Wizzy: anyone can write a PWP
Shadylady: what is out side your comfort zone
Wizzy: a PWP
Shadylady: so are you calling Fantasy Bard lameassed
Wizzy: to me a PWP is the 4 G's in life
Shadylady: i thought she was your friend
Wizzy: yes shes a looooozer
Wizzy: nope
Wizzy: cant stand the wench
Shadylady: what do the 4g's in life stand for
Wizzy: Get it up Get it in Get it out,dont mess my hair up as you Get out of my house.....
Wizzy: a fuck flick is a PWP
Wizzy: in writting
Wizzy: but that is MY and I state again MY opinion
Wizzy: I have read some nice PWP's
Wizzy: but for the most part I do not nor will I ever read them for enjoyment
Wizzy: as anyone can write about sex
Wizzy: I wrote several under BS628 and they sucked
Wizzy: but I wrote them
Wizzy: on a dare
Shadylady: yes you did
Shadylady: i seem to recall one or two of those
Wizzy: so that makes BS682 no better then FB
Wizzy: LMAO
Shadylady: right
Shadylady: hehe
Wizzy: white trailer park trash
Shadylady: how crazy or unrestrained do they allow themselves to get when writing? Do they discipline themselves, or just 'let go'?
Shadylady: how crazy or unrestrained do you allow yourself to get when writing? Do you discipline yourself, or just let go?
Wizzy: hum go read FUD
Wizzy: any of the stories I wrote
Wizzy: I just let it flow
Wizzy: an what comes out is what you get
Wizzy: what people seem to think is there is part of the writer in each story they write
Wizzy: not so with me
Wizzy: I write whatever comes to mind
Shadylady: you mean Days of Our Lives?
Wizzy: youll not honestly find a truth to who I am with in my stories
Wizzy: yes thats it
Wizzy: I thought it was F.U.D.
Wizzy: sorry
Shadylady: well that is ok i just happen to know the co-author and she knows the title
Wizzy: yeah well I think the co-writer was snorting COKE when she helped write that
Shadylady: Nope you are very wrong
Shadylady: it was Diet Dr. Pepper
Shadylady: Next question
Shadylady: have they written a story that got an unexpected response from readers either for good or, er, bad?
Wizzy: oh she was snorting METH?
Wizzy: hell yes
Shadylady: these are Sherri's questions
Wizzy: almost all of my stories get some kind of emails that they did not like what I had written
Wizzy: BON BON
Wizzy: hehehehee
Wizzy: I once got an email from a reader who had read Give My Love TO Rose,Please Wont You Mister....
Wizzy: the sumbicth did not read the disclaimer
Wizzy: as, had they have read that it clearly states...its taken from a Jonny Cash song
Wizzy: so this reader writes me and says country music sucks
Wizzy: an so did my story
Wizzy: I wrote the dork back an told her next time read the GDMFing disclaimer
Shadylady: what about your comedies - i know that they get a positive response
Wizzy: not always
Wizzy: look at the Carnivale one
Wizzy: that got a few emails where someone did not like it
Wizzy: but why cant people just READ the story not read INTO it?
Wizzy: there was a moral in that story
Wizzy: as with ALL my stories
Wizzy: but does anyone???? ANYONE??? find them or understand them?
Shadylady: yes that is true, you write stories that have meaning within them
Wizzy: Just once I would love to know if anyone got them?
Wizzy: yes
Shadylady: sure I do cause you tell me what i am supposed to find in them
Wizzy: OMG
Wizzy: CAN I SLAP THE SNOT OUTTA YA?
Wizzy: lmao
Shadylady: If you could change anything about yourself what would it be
Wizzy: not a thing
Shadylady: ok Miss Perfect next question
Wizzy: I am comfortable with not only who I am but the things I have accomplished in my life
Wizzy: no
Wizzy: not by a long shit
Wizzy: DOH
Wizzy: SHO