Every year we
all make those
lame assed
promises to
start out our
New Year. Like
“Come the
first of the
new year I’ll
stop smoking.”
Or “I am going
to loose
weight and
look like a
Barbie doll
come the first
of the year.”
So I decided to change it and I asked our writers as well as a few friends to tell me a New Year’s resolution that they have always wanted to do but never had the guts to do so. The first one I asked was tap, the wizard.
Now you never know what you will get with this group, so when she gave me her answer I was mostly speechless as its so heart felt and sincere. So I thought I’d try another approach and asked it this way. Now don’t get me wrong I love to see that side of a dear friend and see that there are people out there yet to this day and age that people still believe in humanity.
TAP:” in 2005 I would like to see just one day, where people were not killing one another, bullying some one smaller and we all took the time to find a home for a lost animal...”
Now I can’t post the rest of this conversation. But it was something about a
pussy cat colored red an green and RXXXX (name with held).... don’t ask....
so this is what I sent out to a few friends and writers....
Without giving ANY thought to this just write what ever comes to your mind
FIRST......For a New Year’s resolution what’s a wild and off the wall thing
you’d LOVE to try or do???????
.... ok here’s my answer to start it off....”we
are planning a trip for this summer and the 3 of us will stop off in
Arizona. And like last year I want to see Shadylady an Tap do things they
have never thought they would ever do. For you see this is the price they
pay for keeping up with someone who is WAY YOUNGER then them... I want to
see Shadylady an Tap straddling a jackass on a narrow path heading down
into the Grand Canyon! With me behind them yelling at the top of my
lungs,”DON’T LOOK DOWN! But I think I just dropped the rental car keys in
the river!”
The first answer I got back was from our silent but still lovable MamMaw.....
“Run away and join the circus..........or just run away. <VBG>”
Now what I don’t think she realizes is she has joined the circus as MAMMA
has been with us from day one several years ago! And well when you are
invited to our list it’s a one way ride to the circus! So MAMMAMA come with
me as I wanna go and be the big foot clown who gets shot out of a cannon!
Next up is T.Strtton....
“I would love to jump off a cliff, to feel the air rush by you. To feel
free for five seconds... the thrill of plunging deep into warm clear blue
water... to be surrounded by silence. Your heart beating out of your chest
as you surface and take in a deep breath of air.”
Hummm T? Don’t forget the parachute, snorkel and fins! I know little details just suck don’t
they? Skydiving is also on my list this year!
The next reply to my email was Robin Alexander....
“My New Years resolution is to dig in my backyard till I strike oil!!!!”
Yeahup I see a Jed Clampett in the makings don’t you? Or maybe Ellie May is
more her style.... I need to think on this one a little more. I hope China
is prepared for you Robin....cuz last I hear there was only oil in Texas!
It’s funny when you ask someone a question at different times of the day
because people have so many dreams and wishes without even realizing they
have dreams and wishes. When I asked Shadylady last night on a yahoo IM what
she wanted for New Years she gave me this answer.....
Wizz44tc (4:55:15 PM): “now give me one that is a WILD one you would LOVE
to make happen”
Shadylady (4:55:45 PM): “I want to travel cross country this summer”
So now you understand what my new years plan is.... but then when I asked
her this morning she had this to say......
“I want to take a cruise and if not that, leave the country at least once
before I get to old to travel.”
Then I showed her mine and I just knew what her answer would be till I read
it......BOY WAS I WRONG!!!!!
“you may be the only jackass I straddle - no make that strangle if you
think some ass beside mine is going to be between my legs.”
Now I have always said you’re only as old as you think you are...as it is
mind over matter. And we proved that last time we got together for a
vacation. And you can bet your ass I will have pictures of them on one come
this spring!
Then you add JLNicky...Hummm now this is what I was talking about when I
said you NEVER know what kind of answer you’ll get. But she has away of
making me laugh and has a wicked sense of humor.....
“Start my harem...any takers? Yes, you’re looking kinda cute today! I'm
looking at you! YES YOU! Miss voluptuous, curvy mama! I see you over
there by the buffet! I love a woman that can smother me with attention.
I love food play. Chocolate syrup anyone? Whip cream! Look over there
by the cream colored wall is the most precious little wall flower. Who
can resist those charming thick black plastic rimmed glasses and that sexy
tom boy frame dressed all in black? My very own little librarian, mmmm
mmmm! HEY! It's my resolution....get your own. Any interested
parties can reach me at 1-800-jel-lome. I reserve the right to refuse any
business! Small print: Don't worry about nothing...The legalities will
all be worked out after we have had sex!”
This one comes without a surprise....I KNEW she would say this....LMAO she
did not get the BT nickname for nothing!
"Have a girlfriend with big breastesses that I can sleep with EVERY
night.”
BT AKA.....
Strongsouljah
Following that line A. Hawk stated all she wanted was
“90 hours of sleep to make up for what I missed last year. Cuz I
worked my ass off for 14 days straight with two days off every third
weekend. And I guess I'll add that I plan to do a lot more of nothing, at
my age it feels GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Iffin she’d go home to her own bed at night she might not need all that
extra sleep.
There seems to be a theme this year as Koda sent in this an I have several
others sayin’ the same thing.....
“Go on a world cruise.”
Koda Graystone
I think maybe we need a SandBox101 Cruise....anyone up for a Mickey Mouse
cruise?
Then you get the ones who are scared to death of heights but yet want to do
what???? As Debbie Dee says.....
“I would love to learn how to fly. And that is really funny because I am
scared of heights....” DD
See everyone one of us has some kind of wild dream to fulfill before we
leave this earth. I think this next one from Trish goes hand in hand with a
Disney cruise!!!!
“Off the top of my head, I'd say that I'd love to
be more spontaneous and less worried about finances.
Then take my kids and partner to Disney Land early in the New Year!”
Trish....AKA
ArdentTly
Or maybe a trip to New Mexico, to the hot air balloon show
they have every year!
“I'd like to fly in a hot air balloon.”
Humm....ahh....the next one wasn’t a surprise at all....heheheheee....but what a way
to ring in the New Years!
“Ok....
I would fly off to parts unknown (AKA Oregon), with bells on my fingers and
toes (and nothing else on); with my strawberry blonde hair blowing in the
breeze; to bring in the New Year with my "closet beed".
More details upon request........LOL!!! “
Starrof40.... AKA Jayne
An NO, there will be no details given.... just a bottle of champagne and a
fire place for two! Huh, sounds like a new PWP for the SandBox don’t it?
Anyway this is a New Year and a new beginning time to set goals and make
dreams come true. As I have learned this last year life is too short to
sweat the petty stuff.... or is that pet the sweat stuff? I can’t recall but
either way let go and enjoy the ride! Please have a safe and wonderful New
Year and we shall see you back here again next week!
Happy New Year
Wizz
wizzy44tc@yahoo.com
Jan 01, 2005